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If you anoy me your spirit is sick. You have evil secreted within ygou.

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summer haze (wildfire smoke)

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went out w a woman who clearly finds me attractive cause she would flinch every time we made eye contact and honestly me toooooo like thats the most me thing ever i cant even make eye contact with strangers. i love being gay

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hell is where they strap me to the chair and make me watch every single “my life as a Wes Anderson Film” TikToks

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What Mo(u)rning Feels Like, Houston Cofield

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"Was this book good or was I deeply 19 when I read it:" an investigative journalism series

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my husband and I had our first threesome today and the guy died

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Genuinely hope "JD Vance killed the pope" becomes a legit, widespread rumor. I hope the whitehouse has to make a statement, thus only adding fuel to the fire about it.

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this isn’t my first time living I die multiple times a day

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John Isaacs, A NECESSARY CHANGE OF HEART, 1999 Microcrystalline wax, oil paint, latex, stage blood

http://www.johnisaacs.net/

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money beyond ypur wildist dreams

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what the fuck is a snapchat talking stage i want you to tell me you're not a religious person but that you think god made me for you

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fuck my stupid gay life i drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was DRY 😭😭😭

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your bf looks like he has never cleaned his microwave turntable plate

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combination of minecraft movie and failure of american economy is creating a really good vibe i think

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Plaguegoat