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Apollo here,

Gives rat poison

The answer to your problems!

Oh my gosh, finally

won't that like kill him?

it will but I need him out

damn next thing you know we're gonna start bringing test subjects into actual environments

don't give them ideas

what did we hear about real life experiments

Nothing!

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rat is refusing to come out of that damn hotel

it's a nice hotel if you forget all the blood

he makes really nice drinks

he does

you guys are not helping

never said we were going to

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So, most of you have these crazy eldritch creatures, what’s the procedure on if they break free (alone or all at once)? This also applies to the test subjects, if they become aware and attempt to escape or break equipment (such as cameras, communication the sorts)

Usually I deploy the robots to deal with the eldritch creatures since we can't deal with them without dying while the robots can

but if test subjects escape we usually just send the capture and collect team to get them

that sometimes doesn't work sadly

if it doesn't we sometimes get involved

the last time that happened you gave a test subject a concussion

i'll do it again

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Whatcha bosses do? Also how rich is the lab?? Like how many buildings ya own and stuff

They tell us stuff to do, and decide if the projects we want to do can work

I like the tasks they give and for how rich the lab is we're not allowed to disclose even to our trainees

Yep but we can tell you that we have many sites-

We have 38 different sites and half of them have labs

that is what I was going to say but yes we do have quite a few sites

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Just wondering what your recruitment policies are like - Someone with no moral quandaries against kidnapping

Well we first have to run a background check

then if you passed that you sit a test

then again if you pass you become a helper for a bit

and if the workers like you, you become a worker

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Who else is here besides the main 5?

Oh besides us there's Dan, Zed, Cub, Jevin & Doc then we have our bosses

Who scare me

they aren't that scary

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After putting an test subject in the void, they disappeared before 3 days later the test subject reappeared in a mechanical area completely unresponsive

the void has attempted to eat a few of the workers/scientists, how do you wish you proceed?

I think we need to move

sad but also why did it think my workshop was a good place to drop them

Idk but i'm not giving Bug therapy

We are all moving an sorry Owen you're gonna need a new workshop

Awh

(the pink is the bosses btw)

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* switches on a radio

I CANT HELP BUT LO-

* switches off

Even though I try not to

This that the right song? is this even a song?

I think so

Eh

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https://www.tumblr.com/valour-lab/791987634948947968/so-are-the-test-subjects-there-willingly-and-with

How is there not an ethical uproar with this....

T

Most people who work either don't care or can't care since they're robots

and besides its not like we've ever gotten caught the most that's happened is someone trying to break in

and we caught them, they're now one of our subjects

yeah we may have something wrong with us

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hey boss, the coffee machine broke.. again.

-B17

God damn it seriously again? why does it keep on getting broken.

Didn't you break it this time

Oh yeah I did, Owen can you go fix it again

will you at least pay me this time

I will

Okay

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So are the test subjects there willingly and with informed consent? Or have you just taken some random people off the street and put them into vr tests?

We take them off the streets

I mean we've taken them out of their houses before

Oh yeah those robots are really good at kidnapping people

Well most of them, sometimes we take other scientist

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Opens up a void that if you peer down into you see a small glowing dot at the bottom (nether star but crank it to 100)

Uh thank you?

I say we let Bek go in

Nuh uh let Owen in

I say we put a subject instead of one of us

Okay

Sure

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What is yalls current project?

(And to the mod do all their lores overlap each other/in the same world?)

you'll have to find out but currently i'm still trying how to convince rat to get out of that damn hotel

I don't have one currently but i'm happily just building things for the others' projects including our bosses' projects

Owen, Bek and I don't have any yet since we're still writing up things from the Cowboys project

I'm just writing up the last results for the cowboys project

Scott is in a project that our bosses made so yes he currently is in one

Which one is it again?

The life series projects its the 9th one I think

(A lot of their lores do overlap, since both Outsiders smp and the first Empires smp happened in the same Vr world)

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What’s everyone’s favorite experiment/teat subject?

Knarfy

I would say Jimmy

Owen, nah i'm kidding its Magic

Rude, anyways my favourite is probably martyn or apo

you stole Martyn a few times

I’ll do it again

Anywyas my fav is def Acho he's just so interesting

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Outsiders again.. For anyone who wishes to answer

Did you have any complications with playing your character? Or seeing the other characters struggling with the environment, even if it wasnt technically real?

i found it really hard to not stop the experiment for krow especially when it started to eat its own arm but i managed to push through and not stop it. then i exploded which was fun

how is exploding fun? anyways i found hard to eliminate Apo and Guts, i had to do it but it was hard. all in good work in the end

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Apollo broke his arm for the tenth time this month, i'm running out of robot arms because of him. i swear that if he does it again I'm not giving him another arm

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HI HI HI HELLO.

SO how did Outsiders work? If Owen was an actor there- and such, but he's also here now?

Oh i'm glad you asked, so basically i put myself in it to help lead in some cases and keep the project going smoothly so we could actually run it. that being said Apo and Guts managed to find some clues that this was a test so I had to eliminate them to make sure they didn't mess up the whole thing up. El went in to make sure clearing B wouldn't find anything or mess stuff up since I couldn't go to clearing B. Bek went in for fun and because she wanted to interact with the subjects without being seen as a major threat.

(fun fact about the lab; they're very advanced and most of the projects are done in a virtual reality so the subjects don't die)