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Check out my progress learning Japanese on Duolingo! https://www.duolingo.com/profile/VampAmber?via=share_profile

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I read that article with his cover of The Joker with Jason Manns running through my head the entire time. How long until Jensen's solo CD hits stores? Cuz I needs it, precious.

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Misha posts

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So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

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Have you ever wondered what Dean and Cas would look like covered in more blood?

Join us for the first ever destiel centric horror bang! A place where you can let your freak flag fly and explore all that horror tropes have to offer, all under the safe and loving embrace of Dean and Castiel Winchester being in sweet (or sour) love. Murder Husbands, Flesh-eating monsters, ghosts and ghouls, you name it. Plus! Gay kissing! What’s not to love?

So go on, sign up! There’s no need to be afraid of the dark 🔪🩸👀

rules and schedule | link to sign up

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Say you want dead gay/trans kids without saying you want dead gay/trans kids. Bravo...

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In a battle of words against Tolkien, sir, it would appear that you came unarmed.

That’s it, the Professor is truly the King of Sass

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Things everybody should do: this

Things everybody should read: this (when they're eventually posted)

Things everybody should be super excited about: THIS!

May CreepyPasta lead my way. ^_^

Author and Artist Signups Open February 25th! 👻

You’ve been warned. 🔪

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Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates

Read it on AO3 here!https://ift.tt/bCYikyD

by VampAmber

Dean can’t believe that he almost forgot Valentine’s Day until the morning of it. He also can’t believe how slim the pickings are at the store for gifts. On February 14th…

He’s an idiot, yeah, but at least he managed to snag a big box of chocolates for his husband. The full-powered angel. Oops…

Words: 1209, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Supernatural

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Dean Winchester, Castiel (Supernatural), Sam Winchester

Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester, Eileen Leahy/Sam Winchester

Additional Tags: Established Castiel/Dean Winchester, Valentine’s Day, Pointless, Fluff, Fluff and Humor, Holidays, Implied Sexual Content, Angel Castiel (Supernatural), Married Castiel/Dean Winchester, Dean Winchester Being an Idiot, Castiel Loves Dean Winchester, Dean Winchester Loves Castiel, Idiots in Love, Short & Sweet, Sam Winchester Needs Brain Bleach, One Shot, Complete

Link: https://ift.tt/bCYikyD

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- for alice @theedorksinlove 🎁💖 • part of the coven’s #shrecretshranta 🎅🎄

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But You're Not Here

Read it on AO3 here!https://ift.tt/7u24FZf

by VampAmber

It was the Apocalypse. Dean was in heat. Alcohol was involved. Their instincts insisted. Those were among the many excuses the omega came up with to explain why he and Cas had had sex (because there was no way his crush on the angel was requited, cuz he was a freaking angel). And when Dean showed up on Lisa’s doorstep, he already knew he was pregnant. But Cas had left after the portal to Hell closed back up again, and Dean really didn’t think he’d ever come back. No reason to, now that the Not-pocalypse was over, right?

Being with Lisa helped Dean deal with some of the grief, even if their relationship wasn’t really too much past platonic yet. Trying to move on hurt, but Lisa was awesome. Especially with her being so understanding about everything, even Dean’s reluctance to take things any faster than a snail’s pace.

Only, Cas never really left, and he always made sure to check up on Dean whenever he could. His alpha instincts would’ve never let him do otherwise, even if they’d never actually mated. Or worked through any of the fifty fucktons of miscommunications from that one night.

Idiots in love being idiots, with season 6 still on its way… Oh boy…

Words: 13263, Chapters: 4/4, Language: English

Series: Part 8 of SPN ABO Bingo: Round Three

Fandoms: Supernatural

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Dean Winchester, Castiel (Supernatural), Lisa Braeden, Ben Braeden, Crowley (Supernatural), Original Castiel/Dean Winchester Child(ren)

Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester, Lisa Braeden/Dean Winchester, Ben Braeden & Lisa Braeden & Dean Winchester

Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alpha Castiel (Supernatural), Omega Dean Winchester, Alpha Castiel/Omega Dean Winchester, Mpreg, Pregnant Dean Winchester, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Dean Winchester in Heat, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Post-Season/Series 05, Between Seasons/Series, Season/Series 06, Miscommunication, Dean Winchester Being an Idiot, Dean Winchester Being Dean Winchester, Hurt Dean Winchester, Castiel and Dean Winchester Being Idiots, Castiel Being an Idiot (Supernatural), Castiel Being an Asshole (Supernatural), Crowley Being Crowley (Supernatural), Angel Castiel (Supernatural), Naive Castiel (Supernatural), Innocent Castiel (Supernatural), Confused Castiel (Supernatural), Ambiguous/Open Ending, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Non-Endgame Lisa Braeden/Dean Winchester, Minor Lisa Braeden/Dean Winchester, Lisa Braeden Not Being an Asshole, Endgame Castiel/Dean Winchester, Beta Lisa Braeden, Beta Sam Winchester, Beta Bobby Singer, Beta Crowley (Supernatural), Most people are Betas, Wolf Instincts, Protective Castiel (Supernatural), Family Dynamics, Jealous Castiel (Supernatural), Canon Compliant, mostly - Freeform, Idiots in Love, Idiots in love being idiots, Dean Winchester Actually Deals With Feelings, Castiel Has Feelings for Dean Winchester, Dean Winchester Has Feelings For Castiel, Good Parent Dean Winchester, Episode: s06e20 The Man Who Would Be King, Love Confessions, Pining, Mutual Pining, Prayer, Castiel Can Hear Longing (Supernatural), Scents & Smells, Scenting, Drunk Sex, Dean Winchester Has Abandonment Issues, Angry Castiel (Supernatural), SPN A/B/O Bingo, Complete, sorry for all the tags, Quote: Family Don’t End With Blood (Supernatural)

Link: https://ift.tt/7u24FZf

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I wrote for almost 9 hours straight, and got an entire 13k a/b/o Destiel mpreg fic that's mostly in canon. I still can't 100% believe that I actually did this. I'm gonna wake up from this dream come true any minute, but until then, holy fuck I wrote a 13k fic in a single sitting! And holy hell, did I need to pee when I finished it...

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my favourite posts are the ones like "something something profound about angels and the fragility of humanity etc etc" and someone adds something really prophetic or intriguing and OP comes back like "that's nice but this post is about castiel supernatural thank u"

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Hellers are forever scarred for life now...

So accurate.  (X)

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“The prince just fell in love with Cinderella because of her looks!”

Wrong. Okay, picture this–

So there’s the prince, okay? He’s like, smack dab in the center of the ballroom, and he is like, horrifically aware that this whole ball thing is a result of his dad falling into a panic about the royal lineage or whatever and he’s stuck listening to highborn girl after highborn girl, all lined up, introducing themselves like, “Oh yeah my family’s been a longtime supporter of the crown, and I think you’re cute, *cough* I’ve been told I have child-bearing hips *cough* Who said that? Anyway–” and Princey boy is just smiling through it, he has been the center of attention for entirely too long, he misses his emotional support horse, and is just internally like “Someone please kill me now.” And then… he sees her–This isn’t a love at first sight thing, this is a ‘what the hell is going on over there’ thing, because this girl has not gotten into the Debutante line for a solid 45 minutes. 

She’s just at the hors d’oeuvres table going HAM on the prosciutto-wrapped asparagus, and like, she’s polite about it, she’s happy to move aside for other people grabbing punch and canapes (and she’s really so sweet with the wait staff, it’s kind of cute because they’re like… definitely not used to being acknowledged) but it’s like, “Damn girl, did you not eat today?” and then the prince is kind of stuck with the uncomfortable thought of ‘how many girls starved themselves to fit into a corset for this.’ And then the Prince realizes he’s missed the past 4 Debutante introductions because he’s watching Mystery girl hork down crab rangoons. So he’s like, “Excuse me” and manages to break free from the never-ending parade of girls who will hop on his dick for status.

 And as he’s approaching Mystery Girl, it’s kind of hitting him that something’s not quite natural about her. Not fake, but not quite real. But at the same time this whole evening’s been just a whole circus of people acting fake as hell, so like, someone seeming a little off doesn’t seem bad, necessarily. And he sidles up to her like, “Hi,” and she’s like, “Oh–hey, have you tried the tapenade?” and she points to one of the plates, and at this point, he could hit her with the “You don’t know who I am, do you?” deal or the “Very funny, I see your play” deal, but at this point it occurs to him that, no, he hasn’t had anything to eat throughout this whole damn ball, partially because of being stuck in the debutante parade, partially because of nerves, and there’s something so disarming about the question that he grabs a crostini and she still seems so food-focused that it doesn’t seem possible that this is a play. So they both grab little plates and ditch the party.

She pretty much clears her plate in under two minutes and then has half of his plate, he’s cool with it, mostly he’s just absolutely fascinated listening to her.

See here’s the thing about Cinderella:

1. She doesn’t know he’s the prince. Like yeah, he’s been at the center of the room, but she’s kind of spent half the party eagerly looking around everywhere she’s allowed to go (”Have you seen rose garden? Have you seen the solarium??” further confirmation that she doesn’t know who she’s talking to) and the other half stuffing her face with food. 

2. She assumes she’s never going to see anyone here tonight again, and no one recognizes her, so she has no filter.

So she’s just talking about whatever with this guy. He seems cool. She talks about her friends, who are rats. She makes little outfits for them. Sometimes they bring her little gifts. She is already the coolest person the prince has ever met because of this. She pretty much offhandedly talks about whatever is fucked up about the kingdom that would take his advisors two hours of hemming and hawing and watering down to address. She just says it like it’s nothing, just funky little things she’s observed, and again, she’s not aware that he’s the prince, but it’s still pretty damn bold to bring up at a literal royal ball.

She… seems to have the majority of graces that lots of girls from Respectable Families™ have, but there’s something strange about it, something simultaneously broken and hardened, like the way you can see where ice has thawed and re-frozen. Also the way she talks about her family, and the way she avoids talking about her family– is raising several red flags, not in the “Oh this is another person trying to take advantage of me” sense, but in the “Oh fuck, something’s gone really wrong and you need help” sense and also lowkey a ‘damn is she even getting fed?’ sense. But he can’t say, ‘Hey, that’s not fucking normal for people to say that to you or treat you that way. We need to get you out of there,’ without sounding crazy himself, so for now, he’s just going to chill, make sure she’s comfortable, and keep enjoying the evening. She’s somehow befriended like 4 of the waitstaff so they’re willing to cover for them while they disappear for a little bit, and they get plenty of time to talk, but eventually it hits her that she hasn’t danced yet and she’s like “Come on! I bet we can make the prince jealous!” and he just bursts out laughing at that like “hell yeah, let’s make the prince jealous. He’s a real asshole.” Like clearly she’s having a good time, so who is he to make it weird? So they head back to the ballroom and they dance. And our girl, Mystery Girl, Cinderella, while they’re dancing, becomes acutely aware that everyone is staring. That doesn’t seem quite right. Like, yeah she’s hot, she knows she’s hot, but at least a good third of the party should still be focused on the prince, right? Where is that guy, anyway?

Oh.

Oh wait.

Oh shit.

And Princey Boy actually picks up on her realization and they whisper argue for like 3 minutes. “Why didn’t you tell me?! Now I feel like a goddamn idiot!” “I dunno it was nice being treated like a normal person” “Well me treating you like a normal person makes me a goddamn felon or something did you consider that?!” “Hey–Hey–it’s cool–you’re cool–I think you’re amazing, and if anyone says shit about you, I can shut it down.” “Well I don’t like that! That’s fucked up!” “I agree. It is fucked up, but I believe in you, and I think you should have a chance, and I’m here to back you up. I know power is fucked up right now. I know. But are you cool with working with me to change that?” And our girl Cindy pauses on that for a couple seconds, because.. she’s just spent hours with this guy and like.. she knows he’s a good guy, she knows he means well, so she’s like, “I don’t know how long I can actually work with you.” and the prince is like “Look, I know your home situation is complicated right now, but I really think we can–”

And then the bell starts ringing.

It’s midnight.

And then she takes off in a panic, and our prince just met the coolest person ever, and like, he’s pretty sure whatever situation they’re headed back to is fucked up, and all he’s got going to find her is a shoe. A shoe. 

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I redid this older comic I made for my storytelling class based on this post. Have some cute wlw love in your day.

It’s hard, if I had more free time I could make it so pretty, this is what I could throw together for the assignment.

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If I still had my period, I could blame my current deep depression on PMS. But thanks to Depo Provera, I know that it's just good old fashioned major depressive disorder mixed with almost 17 years of varying levels of involuntary extreme isolation. Yay. 😶

*cries in the corner for a few hours straight*