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NOW THAT FRIGHT NIGHT HAS PASSED I CAN TELL EVERYONE ABOUT HOW FUN IT WAS!

I HATE HOW THE VIDEO DIDNT PICK UP ON WHAT HE SAID 😭 HE ASKED ME "are we really doing this?" and told me to grab his hands im going insane

(LITERALLY SOMEONE GIVE THIS SHOW ACTOR A GOLD STAR FOR MATCHING BEEJ'S ENERGY SO WELL, THE VOICE, THE LOOKS EVERYTHING.)

I came back later for 2nds, 3rds, 4ths and MORE. He complimented my dress, and kissed my hand, we planned a (joke) honeymoon, he literally came to me and my friend while we were thinking of where to go next, handed me 2 business cards and went back to his meet n greet area. I WISH I RECORDED EVERYTHING IM SOBBING

extra tid bits i managed to snap before the event shut down wink (plz someone find this show actor and my life is yours/j/or is it?/j)

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alrighty guys

halloween is fast approaching and I've got my lydia cosplay ready-

PLEASE GIVE ME SUGGESTIONS ON WHAT TO DO AT FRIGHT NIGHT WHEN I GO MEET THE BEETLEJUICE SHOW ACTOR IM BEGGING I HAVE A FEW IDEAS BUT I NEED MORE

what do yalls wanna see me do??

one of my moots already suggested giving him a friendship bracelet which had me rolling

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this image of michael makes me feel like he's trying to put a spell on me

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the closer halloween gets. the closer i get to being a absolute menace to all the scare actors at fright night because i'll be so brain fried to the point i'll find literally anything absolutely fucking hilarious.

im so grateful for my friend coming with me to the warner bros movie world fright night on halloween, because i know damn well the moment i lay my eyes on that beetlejuice show actor im gonna need a whole exorcism to control me

(the fact im planning to go as lydia in her wedding dress too doesnt help)

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at this point i'm living in my local cinema's walls

So I saw Beetlejuice Beetlejuice again… 👀👀👀

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im going insane over this man

Ok ill say it since NOBODY ELSE FUCKING WILL.

(18+ under)

I need this man to put his disgusting fucking mouldy hands all over me. I know his breath probably smells like the fridge i found in the forest once, but id let his freakishly long tongue choke me out. Like, i know damn fucking well im not the only one.

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ill be launching myself off the ground like a feral bridesmaid trying to grab the bouqet at a wedding for this man- um ghost- demon-'s heart

If I were Lydia, I would definitely fuck Beetlejuice. And I'll get married with it as a bonus. He would make a very good husband in my opinion. How can you resist a man (ghost / demon) who gives you his heart ?!

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to the other people in the cinema with me at the time of watching beetlejuice beetlejuice, i'm so sorry for scaring you all with the absolute primal yell i let out when this scene popped up.

They were wild for this

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frothing at the mouth

Waiting for his number to be called

Relatively quick Beetlejuice for the premier

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breakfast, lunch and dinner

Bad things come in threes

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im punching my walls

For the Michael Keaton thirsty.

Screenshot from The Founder.

We already knew they were a handful.

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nobody can comprehend the speed i conjured up to hop off tumblr, open tiktok, look for warnerbros tiktok account just to see if this video existed. ive never been happier

it’s canon 😭😭

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im so grateful for my friend coming with me to the warner bros movie world fright night on halloween, because i know damn well the moment i lay my eyes on that beetlejuice show actor im gonna need a whole exorcism to control me

(the fact im planning to go as lydia in her wedding dress too doesnt help)

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the secret is: don't force a kid into marriage

bonus:

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seeking rp partners!

hi hi! i'm looking for a partner / or partners for 1 on 1 roleplays!

i'm up for sfw and/or nsfw, whichever floats your boat (if any of you are under 18 i advice you to toss yourselves out of my blog before i do it myself!)

i don't mind oc included roleplays or one of a fandom that is mutually enjoyed!

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fandoms I'm interested to roleplay (written ofc) :

bolded fandoms are preferred at the moment ;)

—⠀beetlejuice ; moviejuice, musicaljuice or toonjuice we love them all!

—⠀rick & morty

—⠀captain laserhawk

—⠀red dead redemption

—⠀black butler ; dni if you want ciel x sebastian. just no.

—⠀jujutsu kaisen

—⠀chainsaw man

—⠀madness combat

—⠀five nights at freddy's

—⠀genshin / starrail / any hoyo games

—⠀analog horrors

—⠀classic horror movies

—⠀it ; 1990, 2017 & 2019

—⠀resident evil

—⠀full metal alchemist

—⠀delicious in dungeon / dunmeshi

also dabbling back into my roleplay roots with undertale & deltarune (i won't do sanscest or anything like that though.)

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more about me :

i'm 18! i've been roleplaying ever since i was very young online (mostly sfw duh). i can write in a few different styles although i'm not the best with grammar. people have told me i'm good/alright, so hopefully i am!! i normally either do long responses (200+ words) or short responses but i can go in the middle if necessary to mirror my roleplay partner/s; i prefer the longer responses though :) !!

i love doing all roleplays! especially oc x canon or oc related roleplays, it's nice to learn about people's characters but i also love doing fandom roleplays equally as much!

my previous main roleplay partners and i had been decreasing due to more stressors in their lives & my own (at the time). however i've gotten more time on my hands but my roleplay partners had decided to quit roleplaying. tbh i'm just kinda lonely and i've got more freetime outside of college and work, so i want someone to talk to :D

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boundaries :

﹒⠀18+ only ; i feel uncomfortable roleplaying with people under my age range

﹒⠀no bigotry ; transphobia, sexism, homophobia, ablism, ect.

﹒⠀please be patient with me ; it might take me a while to understand certain things & life!

﹒⠀also let me know your comforts ; triggers & general boundaries

﹒⠀no darkships ; pedophilia, incest, ect.

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contact :

dm me or comment if you are interested !!

i'm also totally ok if you just want to chat and not rp !!

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they dont do fucking guys like this anymore. not in this economy

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The saddest thing about my life right now is that uttering the words "Betelgeuse. Betelgeuse. Betelgeuse" does not conjure up a deceased 600 year old demon with a striking resemblance to Michael Keaton.