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guy in front of me at the in and out burger had a kakashi hoodie and i felt every neuron fire in my brain at once

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it turns out san francisco consists of homelessness, cigarette smoke, and the BEST BURRITO OF MY SORRY LITTLE LIFE

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am i wrong ???? like i feel like knowing that "when its summer in the northern hemisphere its winter in the southern hemisphere" is absolutely assumed knowledge for all global citizens connected by the internet..... like 1 this is information you learnt when you were 6 and 2 if youre online you interact with australians kiwis and with south americans and with south africans and people from the southern hemisphere all the time. how can you not know this basic knowledge

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the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

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Star Trek: The Next Generation // S05E08: Unification II

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i love the idea of the rat being ftm you should definitely keep that in ur thoughts

ok

(The joke, explained: male rats usually dont have any nipples)

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Do u think the rat guy and mouse lady would try having their own kid? Or are the six she had is enough?

This doesnt answer your question but I think if they did want to try for another litter, going to the rodent OB-gyn would be an experience

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Loyalty test! Loyalty test!

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upset that no one understands the character like me

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big big fan of characters for any reason asking someone to kill them. it can be tauntingly it can be suicidally it can be just to find out what happens. it's perfect no notes

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President Trump dialed into “Fox & Friends” on Tuesday morning and revealed his newest and truest motivation for brokering an end to the war in Ukraine: He’s worried he might not get into heaven after he dies. “I want to try and get to heaven, if possible,” he explained. “I’m hearing I’m not doing well. I am really at the bottom of the totem pole. But if I can get to heaven, this will be one of the reasons.”

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thinking about edvard munch's "The Sun" (1911)

like yeah thats how it feels. thats what it feels like to exist sometimes. he gets it

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Ciri fanart by me.

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hhelp me i was looking for this image so i searched "freeze boiled water for later" and the ai jumped in with

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begging everyone to watch the French contestant introducing herself at Miss World she's last if you want to skip some other fucking wild deliveries

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hmm

dragonflies. haunting implications: