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if my girl got a boob job i would kill myself

okay and?

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i got a lymphatic drainage in a thing like this today

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i have a new favorite picture of myself cant stop looking at it

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they hate me for my ardent refusal to accept cruelty as the status quo

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a long hug from a man with big biceps would cure me

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“we tried delivering your package” me when i lie

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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

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“what that mouth do” speak falsehoods mostly, but lately i’ve also been really getting into blaspheming before god,

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That actually happened to me a couple hundred years ago

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You can unfollow me but you can never unfall in love with me

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biggest L i've had to take from morning people is that the hours between 5 - 9 am really do have 7x as much time in them than the ones between 9 pm - 1 am and you can get your whole day's worth of shit done by noon

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oh you didnt mean „ritual“ ritual…. of course..

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I love the salute emoji. Im your loyal something

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мяу

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But babe you love being gaslit

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i want to get married for 500 years and eat 9 thousand mangoes