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damn someone being really fucking stupid really makes me lose compassion for them quick af

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gratitude and apologies are the two things that are devalued once someone has to ask for it

so ffs do your part if you know you owe someone either of them

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you’re so fucking full of shit

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its 4:00am

after possibly more than a decade of silence, dead of the night is the time i’ve chosen to return to tumblr

hello :)

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the process of learning is basically me trying to unidiot myself

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I love butterfly rays because half of the images of them online come in two varieties and it’s

a) a baybey!

b) I know what you are.

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Cutest thing ever

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I think if i put into words how happy this type of image makes me I would get diagnosed with something

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there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter

tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on

truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that

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Technically, a page has six sides but only two of them can be used to write on.

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There’s probably a guy out there that thinks he has a strong pullout game when in reality he is not capable of making children.

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my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

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heh... step aside ladies... let a real man handle this (does the exact same thing but worse)

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Unexpected Wonders…

Anne Hathaway and Zendaya for Bulgari