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we’re just abnormal men. we’re just abhorrent men

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Taylor Swift and that football player broke up??? She's been seen with a new guy too??? Some racer???

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Shes talking about her tits. Good genes as in perky tits wtf is wrong with you

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today's children are gonna become teens and clown the shit out of us for 'eepy' and 'blorbo' but they'll say it in cocomelonese so we won't understand them

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the state of literary analysis in fandom is tragic

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Post below me gets soaked!

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Hey guys! Check out this block of pure sodium that I got!

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I straight up do not understand the labubu thing. I thought the stanley cup thing was confusing enough but this really is fucking with my head. Poll, because I'm lost.

a 'no buy' youtuber i follow made a video about why she thinks it makes sense that she bought six labubus and a podcaster i like was talking about how he doesn't understand how they crept into his brain or why he started buying them.

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In short, Hereth tells us that having children, any children, is bad. Very bad. If you do that irresponsible, unethical thing of having children, you are responsible for harming that person (just by bringing them into the world), and you, parent, are responsible for any and all harm/wrong that person commits during their lifetime. You're a parent? You are a bad person. So, mankind, don’t have children. Ever.  As nutty as that may sound, his nutty conclusions in this year's offering will disgust you. His latest paper argues that a tick-borne illness called Alpha-gal, which causes people to have a violent allergic reaction to eating red meat, is a good thing. Although people have become violently ill eating red meat after being infected by the Lone Star tick, and sometimes they have ended up in the hospital, Hereth argues that that is just too bad. “Greater good” 

Academia delenda est.

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This show is nutty, man.

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I straight up do not understand the labubu thing. I thought the stanley cup thing was confusing enough but this really is fucking with my head. Poll, because I'm lost.

a 'no buy' youtuber i follow made a video about why she thinks it makes sense that she bought six labubus and a podcaster i like was talking about how he doesn't understand how they crept into his brain or why he started buying them.

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??????

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