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Tree

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mr slab

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fishing friday hell yah

(im going fishing if u couldnt tell)

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CAWS as ivan the terrible

full alt version before I deleted all the details in post :,)

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pride month psa from a librarian!

if your local public library celebrates pride month, let them know you support that. if they've posted a picture of their display on social media, leave a like or a comment. if you see it in person, leave a comment card. if there's a program, even if you can't attend it, find some way to contact the library director to say you think it's great they're having something.

people protest pride in all kinds of ways. they don't want queer books where people can find them. community support where library leadership can see it makes all the difference. be as vocal as you can.

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Just call me fiddleford the way I only got fiddle-four hours of sleep

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they need to invent a dinner that i have in my apartment

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tfw the curse is lifted

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burnt my chickpeas in the oven again and set off all the smoke detectors. then when I cleared the smoke, 2 out of 3 of my smoke detectors died and started beeping

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found one of my old breyer magazines.... *sigh* one day i'll have u Alborozo one day

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Yuup Thats me. Youre probsbky wondering how i got my self into this situation . Welll, im a drainfly . We eat sludge and stagnnant water out of drains . (RECORD SCRATHCH) "ewwww! " What ! Are you kidding ! this stuff is the tastest EVER ! Come on , Ill Show you. MY LIFE AS A TEENAGE DRAINFLY

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anyhow fuck endgame. Steve and Bucky should have moved back into their old Brooklyn apartment. The final scene should have been Steve emerging from his art studio, paint smeared across his cheek, wandering into the kitchen to ask Bucky what’s for dinner and Bucky smiling at him, pulling a kitchen towel off his shoulder to wipe off the paint, then leaning in to kiss Steve.

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Can I talk about aromantic John for a second.

John who doesn't know the difference between romantic and platonic love. John who never really thought about anyone in a romantic light until they started dropping hints.

John thinking him and Olivia are just good friends- until she asks him out and oh- yeah sure! He likes her, he wants to spend time with her- that's all he needs.

And it works for them. John loves her, she's in love with him- it's perfect. Until John is given the captain america title and his life just starts falling apart.

Olivia leaves and John can't blame her.

John hanging out with the thunderbolts- hanging out with Ava a lot. They bicker, they annoy and insult each other, they like spending time together even if they won't admit it.

They sit next to each other during movies, they go shopping together, the other always tags along whenever one of them does anything- they're a duo.

The team notices. Sure, they all get along and there's other duos on the team- like Yelena and Bob, but none of them seem romantic.

Yelena catching John alone one time, asking him what's up with him and Ava. "So. You and Ava?"

"What about me and Ava?"

It didn't even occur to Ava that he may like her- or that she may like him in a romantic sense.

It's just like with Olivia. Until she started dropping hints, John never considered her anything else than a friend.

Yelena notices. Yelena has been there. She's never actually had a romantic partner- it's not something that's appealing to her and she knows she's never gonna fall in love anyways- so why waste time trying to do so?

Yelena slowly realizing John doesn't know the difference between romantic and platonic love. Prying about if he feels the same way about Ava as he did about Olivia-

Anyways. Queerplatonic ghostwalker anyone?

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New bedtime routine: Shower, brush teeth, moisturize, recite Litany Against Fear from Dune out loud in the mirror, read A Litany for Survival by Audre Lorde in complete silence under a big lamp, materialize in bedroom to do 10 dracula sit ups 10 werewolf push ups 10 Frankenstein squats and 3 little circles on the bed, look out the window toward an eerie light source that represents the false promise of the American Dream, park that car, drop that phone, sleep on the floor, dream about me

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every time i see mountain goats lyrics posted on here im like wow that looks like such a good song i gotta check it out and then i turn it on and im like is this some kind of sick joke.

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How do you feel about gay sex ?

What are you doing back on tumblr

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Horse breed of the day: Basque Mountain Horse

Height: 13 -14hh

Common coat colors: Black and bay

Place of origin: Spain/France