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So, fun fact about the skinned FurReal pony - I got the ID wrong, but only because Smores and Butterscotch's necks are semi-fixed in position, and I didn't think to google if the image I had of Butterscotch was mirrored.

The skinned horse IS Butterscotch, not Smores, but all of that's besides the point.

The reason I'm making this post is that y'all need to know that they skinned Butterscotch to turn her into a flamethrower

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fnaf is such, a fascinating cultural object.

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I don't think I realized how funny Cobra Bubbles' line "It won't be easy to explain this back at headquarters" is until I remembered that he's former CIA. He's going back to the Department of Child Services and will have to explain that aliens exist and that keeping this family together is now a matter of planetary security. It's gonna be a long week in the office.

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'hey so what's the plot of Count of Monte Cristo?'

The plot:

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ever since I was a little girl I’ve been a bitch

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KOBI LEVI Violin Shoes if you want to support this blog consider donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways

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WHERE HAVE ALL THE DIVAS GONE AND WHERE ARE ALL THE BROADS

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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

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kenzo fall 2011

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the red shoes by emily ferguson, 2023, oil on canvas, 60 × 48 inches

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"God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead.

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One more joke hate: You may claim to be a woman but biologically you are a featherless biped and thus a man.

Finally a good argument for why I'm actually a man

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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier