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Second, werewolf shifts do not occur in accordance with the full moon. Similar to a human period, werewolves shift once every four ish weeks every night for a period of three to seven nights. Like a human period, they can match up shift times with those in their packs (ill take wolves need friends to be happy for four hundred alex), which because of some wacky thing with early werewolf birth in the lunar cycle usually causes their shifts to coincide with the night of the full moon.

after a dinner with my cousin, a werewolf, (on my dad's side), i've realized that humans really need to be educated about werewolves.

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It has my full support. Summoning circle at eight.

Like can we summon this m

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im bored. ask me anything about vampires, werewolves, demons or whatever.

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Firstly, and this is something anyone can determine with a little research, and the knowledge of the fact that werewolves turn into proportionally accurate to their bodies wolves, werewolves in their wolf forms are freaking massive. A scrawny side of average male werewolf becomes a large average size wolf. It's actually kind of terrifying to encounter one for a human.

after a dinner with my cousin, a werewolf, (on my dad's side), i've realized that humans really need to be educated about werewolves.

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after a dinner with my cousin, a werewolf, (on my dad's side), i've realized that humans really need to be educated about werewolves.

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humans are so stupid. i saw a bumper sticker that said "prayer is more important than sleep" which is such bullshit because ive survived thousands of years without praying but if i go three weeks without sleeping i start to die. so take that random american with a stupid bumper sticker. i should. i should go to sleep.

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i wish i could telepathetically project things into people's minds

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i am an immortal being with the ability to see in the dark. why do i trip over things in hallways all the time?

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a couple days late but CONGRATS!!! HAPPY SIXTEENTHS

I’M SIXTEEN NOW MOTHERFUCKERS

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are all the "mom friend"s out there doing okay?

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friendly reminder that every single vampire on earth is in some way "descended" from either myself or one of my seventeen siblings

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please don't yell at a vampire. they will hiss at you and you will be scared. also they will definitely cry later

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i hope whoever invented the parallel park is rotting in hell where they belong

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when in doubt, the answer is 7

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the gods are testing me, and boy am i failing this test

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i would love it if i could go three hours without one singular incident

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due to a recent change in doorknob, my eate of walking into door has increased significantly