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I think teens need to be able to go to trusted adults and say “I saw something in a porn video that freaked me out and now I’m worried I’ll have to do it too” and then the adult can say “it’s ok to be nervous about sex, but remember that you don’t have to do ANYTHING you don’t want to do, ever, no exceptions” and this should be an ongoing conversation to remind young people that sexual desire isn’t monolithic and they are not uniquely weird, cowardly, or undesirable for expressing their feelings, and they deserve sexual partners who prioritize consent & autonomy always

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i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

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Update:

So my partner actually does find Astarion attractive LMAOO THE KISSING WAS FOR THEM 💀💀💀💀

me finding this out was rlly sweet though- they have been struggling with labels and when I was teasing them about the Astarion thing, they told me what label they’re comfortable with now (pan!!!) and yay!!!!! Happy pride :) shout out to Astarion for opening up a conversation between me and my partner lol

Silly little life update that no one asked for:

1. Graduated uni!!! Wooo!!

2. Shitty guy from my past and all the ppl who I thought were my friends (spoiler, they’re actually his friends) are no longer part of my life!! Double woo!!!

3. I’ve been dating this wonderful person for almost 6 months now and I’m planning a future with them :D How cool is that?!?!!! I recently got them to play BG3 for a few minutes (trying to convince them that it’s worth paying for -to play with me-) and they liked it! They had to take a break so I pulled up my old durge, and showed them a bit more of Neil’s voice acting, since my durge romanced him.

…my partner just kept hitting the kiss button to tease me LMAO I love them so so much!!! So silly. They said “look!! We’re kissing your boyfriend!!” So, I can definitely confirm I am so, so, SOOOO much happier than I was almost half a year ago. So many positive changes in my life, and I’m grateful. I’d love to hop back into the fandom, and maybe I will!! But if I don’t, just know I’m up to something silly :p

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Spectacular give me 14 of em right now

(painting studies) <3

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Silly little life update that no one asked for:

1. Graduated uni!!! Wooo!!

2. Shitty guy from my past and all the ppl who I thought were my friends (spoiler, they’re actually his friends) are no longer part of my life!! Double woo!!!

3. I’ve been dating this wonderful person for almost 6 months now and I’m planning a future with them :D How cool is that?!?!!! I recently got them to play BG3 for a few minutes (trying to convince them that it’s worth paying for -to play with me-) and they liked it! They had to take a break so I pulled up my old durge, and showed them a bit more of Neil’s voice acting, since my durge romanced him.

…my partner just kept hitting the kiss button to tease me LMAO I love them so so much!!! So silly. They said “look!! We’re kissing your boyfriend!!” So, I can definitely confirm I am so, so, SOOOO much happier than I was almost half a year ago. So many positive changes in my life, and I’m grateful. I’d love to hop back into the fandom, and maybe I will!! But if I don’t, just know I’m up to something silly :p

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GUARDS!! console me

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/58653415

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I gave up..im keeping this as a sketch cuz coloring and lining this mess will make me crash out. Don’t look at it too closely. ANYWAY! ENJOY THE DANCING BOIS

[vampiresfromxenon]

Hey kiddos, I brought you all a snack

I needed to see them in bell bottoms. I fulfilled my mission.

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Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.

My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?

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Thinking about the inherent eroticism of standing only inches away from a vampire across a threshold you have not invited them to pass, close enough to feel each other's breath and yet completely incapable of touch unless you permit it.

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astarion text posts (1/?)

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Not to be possibly slightly tmi but thanks to Astarion, I discovered last night with my partner that I have a biting kink 💀 He was biting my neck and like. I’d only known it from Astarion fics and things like that. GOOD HEAVENS is all I can say on the matter. Making him wear fangs next time (my soul will leave my body in the best way possible)

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TLDR; this guy completely fucked me over time after time and all I did was make excuses for him. I can barely even call him a friend anymore. We don’t like him, he’s a bad person!!! (Any story I tell my friends about him always ends with their jaws dropped while they say “what the fuck”, it was genuinely vile how he treated me)

I am seeing a new guy now though, one that actually really likes me. He supports me like crazy, and lets me ramble about anything- including Astarion >:) I don’t know what it’s going to bring for me at all, but finally happy to officially end whatever the hell this thread used to be. Love is out there, and you really do find it when you least expect it :)

This dude I’ve been friends with for a long time now knows just how obsessed I am with vampires and for the past few months he would make jokes about me biting his neck and arms. He’s often tease me by pulling on his shirt collar and exposing his neck toward me, but I never actually bit him. (He’s also told me that I’m the only person he’s ever met that would look really great with vampire fangs, and would get really excited whenever I had my fake ones in)

A few weeks ago he let me sink my teeth into his hand, and despite the pain he asked me to do it again. And again. I drooled all over his hand, holding on and biting harder and despite all that, he asked me to do it again.

Today I expressed that I wanted to bite his hand again, but I wanted a ‘clear yes’ that it was okay for me to bite him. He kept saying “bite me” over and over again, pushing his hand in my face and eventually resting it on my lips for a few seconds. I meant to say ‘explicit yes’ so after minutes of us stalling, I clarified and I got an explicit yes. Even then I was nervous and hesitant, and he gave me his hand and put it in my face again.

I bit him, holding on and hoping to leave teeth marks when he said “bite me like you mean it”. I bit him harder and a second or two later he nearly squealed and pulled away lmao- he complimented how straight my teeth are based on the marks I left on his hand.

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Hellspawn with that raining meme. ☔💧💓

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and i don’t think i’m wrong for saying it either.