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“Leviathan” Ark of the Apocalypse “They fought the fight of fights, the motliest band of savages to have ever sailed the high seas. It was a battle like no other, the very last of mankind, with only one mission in mind. Eat, Drink, F*ck and be Merry!! So the story goes. This sculpture has been the most time consuming and intricate piece I have completed to date. I am happy that she is finished and am really happy with the finished product.She stands 8ft tall on custom built display table 7 ½ ft in length and about 2 ½ ft wide.” - Jason Stieva

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Just call us humanity’s best and brightest.

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true

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Vampire Origami

Vampire Mail by Francis Ow and Michel Grand | Vampire by Nick Robinson | Vampire Mouth by Jeremy Shafer | Vampyra by Paul Hanson

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my kink is when an npc gives you a side quest but you already completed it without the prompt so you can immediately turn it in for a reward

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First Order Recruitment Poster

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>saves rare items for the most dire of situations

>gets through the whole game without using any of them

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I love the way that Star Trek fans just accept that Galaxy Quest is part of the film franchise.

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You have AVP outstanding, Pathfinder.

Strike Team ready for deployment.

You have AVP outstanding, Pathfinder.

Strike Team ready for deployment.

You have AVP outstanding, Pathfinder.

Strike Team ready for deployment.

Yo͡u ̛h̴a͠v̶e AV��P̡ ou̶tst̢an̛d͢in̛g͝, ͜P͝at̸h̕fiǹd҉e͜ŕ.̨ Str̴ike͡ Te͢a͘m͏ rea̷d͢y̕ ͢for de͠pl͟oym̸e͞n̡t͢.͡ ͜

Y̲̤̮̬̥̤ͫ̕o͛ͪ͐̌͊̍҉̲̗̙̩͓̬̰ú̜͍̘̺̣̃̍́ͯͬͮ ̱̤́ͥ̑ͤ̃̑h͖̗͟a̼̭ṿ͈̘̠͔͙̄͑͆́e̾͒͑̓ ̜̌̈́A͍̪̿ͥ̐̅ͫ̌V̱̘ͧ̇͆ͮ͗͆ͨP̙̼͕̪̩ͮ̚ͅ ͍̮̼̻ͫͬ̿͌̐̇o̮̲ͪ̾̒̾͂̍̃́ṵ̶̙̖͙ͭ͗ͨ͌̈t̻̠ͤs̫̹̠̺͓̝̼͊ͮ̾͝t̡͈͙͎̹̘͇͓ͧ̄ͮa͔͙͇̖̘͜n̿͗̒͂̿ͣ҉̙̮̬̲͓̝d̺̀͗͊͛ͬi̪n͚̮͑̃̓̇͐͡ͅg̨͇̟̜̭̪͓̜ͥ̄͂͗͑̓,̡̆̈̽̈̑ͬ ̤̟̼̤́̔P̳͙ͫ͡a͎͚͎̞͚̪͖̕ṱ̗̜͚͍̭̌̑h̶f̢̮̳ͅi͌n̳̩͇̥͓̆̕d̸̦̗̳ͧ̓̀e͂̽̒̀̈rͥ̈́ͭ̑.͂̄̌̇̿ͩ ͔̖̙̤̜̯̏͘ͅ ͚̫͉̯̹͂̒̑̌̎̌͢S̗͔͚̋t͚̺͇̱̅͊͐͑̈́̅̆r̴̗ͥ̍̍͐i̩̪̦͆̎ͥͬ͂ͩ̚k͓͘e̺͖̟͒̅͐̐̾͑ͯ̕ ̻͓̼̞͚͕̼ͨͣ̔̽̂͌͝Ť̠̜̇ë̷̙̙͕̼͈͈ͨ̽͐ͪ̽̏a͏̘̹͚͙̤ͅmͫ͒ͣ̈ ̶ͨͨ̿̎ͦ̚ṛë̮̱̆̅̌̓̂͜a̟̞̱̍ͨ͆d̠̗̯̱̼̏̑̂̎̊̀ͅy̷͕̜̘̤̏͛̀̾ ̭̳̭͉̮̲͇ͣͤ̍f̩̲̰͍͓͐ͣ̚o̎̾̎ͫ͛ͦṟ̂͌̌̽̍͆̚͟ ͘de̱̠̲ͪp̘̮̖̹̜̩ͤ́ḻ̶͚̺̜̝ͨ́͋ͥ̈ͅo̳̺̬̮̰̹ͭ̈́̓̆̐ͅy̧̬̲̮̰̝̥̼͗ͥm͇̈́̅e̴̜̊͒̉ͫ͆̈́ń̓͛͞ṫ̝͕̖ͤͮͦͥ̃.̵̬̥̆̑ͧ ̸̟̯̓̈́̅

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Isn’t it how this scene went?

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Star Wars: A New Hope (1977) and Mass Effect: Andromeda (2017)

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❤💛💚💙💜

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Does Cthulu count as “something old”?

Asking for a friend.

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jaal, sweetie…

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kylux/mass effect aus which should happen

kylo is a sexy asari commando. hux is an up and coming salarian who has to work with her.

alternatively, kylo is a wild krogan biotic. hux is the by-the-books turian. together, they fight crime.

inexplicably, kaidan and kylo somehow change places. hux is thrilled. shepard is thrilled. anyway here’s my 50k kaidan/hux and m!shep/kylo fanfic pls R&R. 

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not to brag but i feel like ive exponentially improved this movie