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on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

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Btw id prefer you people treat me like the stranger that I am and not elevate me to pseudo-friend just because you overhear my e-conversations and see my e-diary entries. Mutuals however are allowed to attack and kill me in multiple different manners, if they can catch me

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Found at the antique mall in Kalamazoo. He has bewitched me, body and soul. I will see his face in my dreams.

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in movies, when a scientist is held hostage and is forced to make a bomb or virus, like my guy, those villains don’t know shit about science. just make a gumball machine, my dude

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🏳️‍⚧️✨

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Me playing any video game ever: “I need to keep at least one of every item in this game or else I will die in real life”

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Jay: Hey girl, could I get your number? ;)

Mal:

Mal: We’ve been best friends for eleven years

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i still miss my meow meow

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I feel so sorry for my followers because when I’m not online my blog is DEAD no queue no nothing but when I’m online you’d better be ready for an avalanche of posts within .5 seconds of each other POST POST POST POST POST POST

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et tu bestie?

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sensory overload

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I love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while

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tumblr comedy I haven’t seen in a while and I kind of miss: when someone says like ‘smoothies are great’ and then someone else says ‘juices are great too!’ and the first person says ‘make your own post’ and then the second person says ‘okay’ and then you scroll down and theres a second post.

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“this reminds me of you” ok kiss me then

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i dont think that news about shrimp colours not being real is true. i think they just want us to feel better. everyones already sad about so many things etc