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some mythical rabbit/hare variants. (The jackalope should technically be a hare but I wanted a bunny)

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Taglist

If anyone wants to be added to the list to be tagged when I post questions for your characters, let me know in the notes of this post!

Make sure to leave a comment of some kind in the notes!!!! If you just like or reblog with no comment I will interpret that to mean "cool idea, not for me."

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Can you please just have an ounce of shrimpathy?

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*deet deet doot deet, doot. doot deet deet doot deet*

Gotta make a move to a town that's [Half-Life Scientist scream] for me~

*deet deet doot deet, doot. doot deet deet doot deet*

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Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.

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from silk reeling to fine suzhou embroidery by 许潇潇

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we need block appeal on this site i need to be able to argue my merit to people who hate me for one (1) thing i said so that i can reblog their good posts

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Happy Int'l Wolf day

My personal fav subspecies is the Coastal Sea Wolf

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welcome to the Murdersex zine, a zine celebrating all things sex and murder. but um. we don't want to romanticize it or anything so don't make your submissions too murdersexy. we will do extensive background checks on all applicants and if we decide a past work of yours has too much sexy murder we'll have to remove you, sorry. we have limits, you know, we want a tasteful gory spread you could put on your coffee table, and having the Wrong people in it would kill the vibe (and we condemn all killing! wholeheartedly!)

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the Hippopotassium, a hippopotamus made entirely out of potassium

has a lifespan of approximately 3 hours, then it gets in the water

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I almost made a "ceiling cat is watching you masturbate" joke tonight and realized that meme looks like this

It pre-dates the impact font meme format, even.

And I remembered, I first saw it on I Can Has Cheezburger?

in like 2008

i wither

i wither

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stupid thing about me is I don’t cut corners but I also have no work ethic. if I do something it WILL be done right. no telling whether I’ll actually fucking do it tho

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because it wasn't that long ago, that i was in a little Lamborghini, sleeping on bookshelves in the hollywood hills, with only 47 billion dollars in my bank account. with only 47 Lamborghinis in my Lamborghini account. with only 47 hills in my hollywood account. with only 47 tedx talks where i talk about warren buffet in my tedx talks where i talk about warren buffet account. but you know what? something happened that changed my life. i bumped into a lamborghini, then another lamborghini, a few more lamborghinis i found 5 lamborghinis.