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Pentagrams and tiddies - name a better duo.

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May bootycheeks bless you this day, traveler

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thinking about the time they sent me a seven year old autistic patient to investigate if he was suffering abuse because in every psychological test he kept drawing awful monsters

and I start the consultation already miserable as fuck and I give the kid some pen and paper so I can maybe communicate and see what's on his mind

and then I go WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND I KNOW THOSE MONSTERS

turns out the kid just had a special interest in Five Nights at Freddy's

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Oops!! You caught me with my cheeks out!

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i can't explain it, but the older you get, the more you realize that the hornier, filthier the music is, the better it is for cleaning. it is not good for sex. it's good for cleaning. if it's breathtakingly misogynistic? even better. i'm sorry, Hollywood Undead, i'm sure you think Everywhere I Go was written to fuck to while blown out on a couple lines of coke, but you're wrong. it's for Fabuloso and industrial grade cleaning vinegar and degreaser. the only daddy here is Scrub Daddy. sorry.

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refseek.com

www.worldcat.org/

link.springer.com

http://bioline.org.br/

repec.org

science.gov

pdfdrive.com

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Death Becomes Her (1992) ⤷ Meryl Streep as Madeline Ashton ⤷ Goldie Hawn as Helen Sharp ⤷ Isabella Rossellini as Lisle Von Rhuman

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Moisturize me

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"Landlords are Leeches!"

Stencil spotted in Glasgow, Scotland

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Formally ma'am, are you sure your not a demoness of temptation bound in human form?

I do like to think of myself as a succubus of sorts.

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