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canon event

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Big chomping mouthful of fucking soils

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i will never make a fandom sideblog you will get everything on one blog and you will like it. you will learn to love all my interests even if you followed for just one. my blog #myblog

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this is so stupid

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Paint’n studies I did on my Wii U gamepad earlier in the year.

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More Ittosara cos my head is full of em and they aint leaving.

Just some headcanons and pets.

Also, like, can we talk about how Sarah said the one pet she'd like is a RED HORNED lizard??? i mean the thing is the complete opposite to Itta personality wise but COME ON.

Im taking ALL the crumbs Mihoyo gives me.

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did you know you can create a whole fictional world and nobody can stop you and its not illegal

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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i think fiction should be abolished. if yo uwrite about a character dying you should be put on trial in real life for murder

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if i ever had godlike powers over the nature of animals i'd just make crabs smarter. like on par with crows or something. you'll walk out onto the pier at night and see a group of crabs working together to drag an unconscious man into the water. you can't help him now. he's gone.

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(trying to give relationship advice) from a narrative perspective i think both of you dying together would be the most emotionally satisfying resolution but i’m guessing that’s not what you want to hear

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bring his ass to a simmer

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.