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does anyone want to play sexual tension with me
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"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach
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they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.
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Sword of the Knights of St. Peter, Austria, 1509
from the Kunsthistorisches Museum, Vienna
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Taking an innocent girl and turning her into my own personal pornstar. My phone filled with pictures and videos of you in the most degrading positions, performing whatever fucked up task I have for you all for me to jerk off and cum to what a slut you are
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sorry about the symptoms of the mental illness im displaying that i told you i had next time i’ll try to not display symptoms of the mental illness that i told you i have
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is somebody gonna match my freak? (porch sitting during a rainstorm)
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