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impatient man: bus driver can you go faster im late for work
worlds most obedient bus driver: whatever you say boss
guy on the bus who turns in to a hungry pack of wild hyenas whenever hes traveling faster than 30mph:
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generalized anxiety disorder is kind of a funny diagnosis...like this bitch is scared just in general
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GA: I Dare Everyone To Reblog This To Sike Your Mutuals With My Incredibly Stunning Depiction
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i need you to kill yourself
sir yes sir *aims revolver at own head, misses all 6 shots, walks away dejected*
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I put metal in the microwave today
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sleep with lots and lots of plushies on your bed. note which ones fall off as you sleep and in what direction from your bed. use for divination
No you're onto something here
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I thought there was a breed of short-legged cats where the trait wasn’t connected to anything harmful, but now you’re saying Munchkins are unhealthy. Is there some other breed I’m getting them mixed up with or do I need to completely bin my daydream of getting a stumpy lil’ cat?
I hate to be the bringer of bad news, but I'm referring to the same short-legged breed. All short legged cat breeds (napoleon, rughugger, scottish kilt, minuet, minskin, etc) all can be traced back to mixes with the Munchkin cat.
Physical health-wise Munchkins are better off than some other breeds, though due to their short legs they have a greater chance at developing things like osteoarthritis. There is some evidence munchkins also have deformations or malalignment of their limbs, though this hasn't been studied extensively. The gene that causes the short legs is also lethal when a cat has two copies, meaning like the burmese and bombay, poor breeding practices can lead to stillborn kittens.
Another issue that stems from Munchkins are the fact that their main breed trait (the short legs) prevents them from fulfilling usual cat behaviours like climbing, running, scratching, grooming, and jumping. Some Munchkins fare better than others, but research suggests cats of that breed will suffer some lower quality of life due to the limitations of their shorter legs on their ability to act like cats.
You can read more about Munchkins and their health here and here. I do have to note that Munchkins are not an extensively researched breed, so there may or may not be further underlying issues related to their short legs.
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Obliterated that twink
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No what I'm saying is that BPD's an interpretative headcanon which is fine, but what you have to understand is others have put a great deal of thought into him and how he operates just from a different angle than you, that's not a lesser thing just because you identify with him personally
Damn I kinda don’t care have fun being wrong
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