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when your dash is all the same filtered tag

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get those abs off of him

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My five year plan is to just see what happens

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diagram of using social media

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my husband has this image saved for whenever i grow distant

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getting fired from my position as the emperor’s food tester because I keep taking too large of bites

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Arrival.

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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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Preston be like:

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finishing the old travel log entry that's been in my drafts forever and I'm having to go back to the location because it's been so long I can't remember what happened there lmao

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And:

Source

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I dislike takes that Danse would be just as conservative in modernized aus when it's clearly shown his staunch views of things come from his time in the Brotherhood and his deep-rooted desire to belong to something with a greater purpose.

Not to mention lines that show much more open-mindedness that get overlooked for his harsher sentiments when you first meet him. Like the oppurtunity to be a part of something is why Danse fell so far into Brotherhood dogma and it doesn't negate the offense things he does but I feel like it's just lazy to be like "hmmm he'd def be racist" just so it aligns to his BoS beliefs.

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(responding to getting flirted with) heh well, youre pretty sexy yaself baby, (lowers sunglasses to reveal my wicked eyes) im not feeling well, i might die soon

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i am. so sorry if i have ever used the phrase “i have an au where—” and led you to believe that there is an actual fic out there for you to read rather than, at best, a post where i explain the concept, and at worst it is simply something that lives in my brain

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It's cause you're always going down that damn spiral

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more singers should add gut wrenching screams in their songs. for me. on my behalf.

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