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brennan when zac played a sweet sad barbarian: i can be his emo girlfriend

brennan when zac played himbo superman: perfect opportunity for me to become a punk rock wizard and grab his ass

brennan when zac played a slug in the body of a pilot: what if i made every npc exchange so sexually charged ally has to roll insight to check on skip's sexuality multiple times

brennan when zac rolled lapin during the quangle: FINALLY i can do old man yaoi with my close friend

brennan when zac decided to become an 80 year old hot cowboy divorcee: every npc i make is gonna want to fuck this guy so bad. and that can't possibly mean anything about me ...

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rare symmetrical ally-murph exasperation

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Maxwell Gotch is such pure distilled Murph character energy, I’m obsessed with him. Guy who is generally unpleasant in social situations and constantly puts his foot in his mouth because he is hounding for plot information, guy convinced he’s the sanest person in the room, guy who’s whimsy reserves are severely lacking, guy who is constantly, deservedly, bullied by all the other pcs, guy who lusts for blood in a distinctly wrestling manner, and guy who’s, quite frankly, a little gay with it. He’s like a cross between the three main Murph character archetypes of grizzled plothound with a distaste for shenanigans, big buff dude who’s two steps away from being a professional wrestler, and shithead asshole in their 20s

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Dimension 20: Cloudward, Ho! Episode 3: Secrets at the South Pole Station

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I am so so obsessed with Vanellope Chapman. She’s a grizzled old woman. She has a (cursed?) prosthetic arm with a range of ten feet. She grew up eating nothing but hardtack and salted beef. She looked into the ocean and saw the deep dark endless depths and panicked. She runs a pub called the Rusty Nut. Her husband is tiny and makes tons of aioli. She was so haunted by her past that she locked in and cracked a riddle just in time to help Marya guide them through the Biangle. She yelled at her husband and then wept over it. She has a pirate ancestor named Vanellope Antigone Persephone. She doesn’t know what sunscreen is.

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‘You need me more than I need you.’ - Fjord Stone

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“Does a 31 hit the Pope?”

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Love is stored in the little blue dragonborn family :')

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I had to make this quick piece, they're both beautiful 🥺

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just a lil guy learning to swim!

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arrival of dawn

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Wizard of the (Menagerie) Coast 🐸🪄

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hi I love Padmund so much

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It's been a long, long time

since I've seen my face in your eyes

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Question: What is the greatest magic of all? Answer: Friendship, right? [B]: The greatest magic of all is not friendship, it's chronomancy, the ability to control and warp time. If friendship were the greatest magic, look, it's a pet peeve of mine (...)

DUNGEON MASTER BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN ANSWERS DnD QUESTIONS (TECH SUPPORT | WIRED)

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My poor little vaxleth truther heart hurts but is so happy rn

"I loved you fiercely in life and forgive me, but I loved you fiercely beyond it as well."

"I have been lying in wait, in perpetual stasis. It has felt like falling and never knowing when the ground will come.

I think I've been waiting for my devilish rogue with wings to catch me again."

"My name's Keyleth, and you're the love of my life."

"If you will have me, I am yours, Keyleth of the Air Ashari."

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they say a dog is a man's best friend. and a woman's best friend? well it's the walking corpse of course

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