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duuude let's watch kpop demon slayers on netflix and maybe we'll doordash some crumble cookies and then we can hop on marvel rivals I just got a new controller on amazon

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i know her heart was in the right place but my mom wrote this in the funniest way possible

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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

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Edit: THE ONLY CONDITION FOR GETTING THE MONEY IS THAT YOU CAN'T REMOVE THE TATTOO

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“listen to your body” what if my body says do whatever you want all the time

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I hope feature generations talk about weight loss dieting the way we talk about lead makeup and tightlacing.

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please will someone save me. haha im just kidding. please can i be saved

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Woman Reading by Karl Alexander Wilke, 1912

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i like to laugh and joke but always remember that i am damned

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how to live a life for beginners

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what are you wearing rn and is it representative of your style

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divorce and abortion and sex work and sex changes are so awesome if you think about it

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sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

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In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

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yeah sorry for giving you those weird new kinks. do you want me to make it worse

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i’m free on thursday if you wanna start a toxic codependent thing