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Lucretia is the most fun character in the world because she is set up exactly like the guy who has been a villain all along, but instead the big reveal is that she's your best friend. And she loves you and thinks you're hilarious.

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Who up stroking they sword while lamenting the social realities.

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so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

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They closed the Death Wendy's over a year ago and I'm still mad about it. It was a Wendy's located in the middle of a six-way intersection, requiring many pedestrians to cross the street 3 times in a row in order to get to it

It was one of the city's top ten spots for car crashes, multiple people died there, and the service was terrible. I miss it dearly

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being an adult is just dragging urself kicking and screaming to things that you will enjoy and that will be good for you

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fascinated with the idea of Hollow Knight: Silksong being stuck in development heaven, just like development hell except everyone is having so much fun making the game and they just keep adding things and having a good time. and never finishing the game.

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If you dont fuck with lancer i dont fuck with you. Hes literally a baby what did he do to you. Die

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big day for the four victreebelheads out there (that's me, i'm one of them)

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behold! sockeye salmon

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"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired

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if you're pure of heart you will never be injured in any knife fight

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some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board

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