velociraptors-in-hats
velociraptors-in-hats
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velociraptors-in-hats · 6 hours ago
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I take a two year break from tumblr and when I get back all blogs are deleted and there's just one post from staff that says CROATOAN
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velociraptors-in-hats · 7 hours ago
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What are your opinions on birds as a subject for photography.
hold still you little fucker
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velociraptors-in-hats · 7 hours ago
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velociraptors-in-hats · 9 hours ago
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thanks for the comments and asks saying i'm being mean for very mildly saying i don't like when people make social decisions based on horoscopes.
your behavior has made me realize i should be "meaner": horoscopes are fake.
the position of planets and balls of gas did not in any way impact your personality or destiny. it has nothing to do with what kind of people you are compatible with, despite what an app or magazine told you.
i think sincere belief in horoscopes shows a concerning propensity to trust pseudoscience and a susceptibility to confirmation bias.
i'm pretty tired of having to tiptoe around this kind of thing and include disclaimers. if you genuinely think you shouldn't be friends with someone because of the date they came out of a uterus, you're being a clown.
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lesbian of victory. and yea. it’s a animal
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velociraptors-in-hats · 9 hours ago
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Hey all, I know we all like to have fun here but I got two announcements that Corporate wanted me to relay here today:
First, to reiterate that we are in fact the Official and Legally Endorsed Frito Lay Tumblr blog, and that if you have issues with the content of our posts, please contact Frito Lay Support via our website: https://www.fritolay.com/
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velociraptors-in-hats · 9 hours ago
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also a poem from the new, unreleased collection. very possibly my own all-time favourite.
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The proletarian revolution will be upheld by the worker bees
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velociraptors-in-hats · 9 hours ago
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Vulcan naming conventions prioritize names that start with S and end with K (especially for men). Names tend to be of one or two syllables. Consonant stacks (such as the 'Sp' in 'Spock') are encouraged. So what is it about the name of my cool new Vulcan OC, Startreck, that everyone suddenly has a problem with
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velociraptors-in-hats · 11 hours ago
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hey
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velociraptors-in-hats · 11 hours ago
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naga who offers classes teaching mermaids how to slither. the local sea witches consider her a threat to their "your voice for legs" deal business
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velociraptors-in-hats · 12 hours ago
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