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Pretty much the plot of Transformers Prime

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does fanfiction where batman and joker genuinely hate and want to kill each other actually exist? because if it does no one fucking asked

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nobody chooses to be a dc fan, chances are you read one comic / watched a show / movie and emotionally attached yourself to a character before you could realize what a fucking shitshow dc is.

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This one goes out to all you robofuckers

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CAT by  By 九米 / Zhaobangni (1631123)

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Watch: It’s your right to share your salary, not doing so could be holding you back.

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Tumblr Riddler Fandom Callout (including myself)

HE ISN’T WRONG

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facts from the transformers comics that sound fake but are completely canon

god started the 4 million year decepticon/autobot war by knocking over a guys drink while trying to get a curly straw

megatron is a communist who wrote poetry and after the war becomes an autobot

cybertronians are a homonormative race, not that they really care or are actively aware of the significance of it

there an instance mpreg, which was written in for no reason other than the author likes mpreg

optimus made megatron the captain of an autobot ship on a journey to find a mythological group of explorers that optimus doesnt even really believe existed

shockwave went back in time and made god, so technically shockwave started the war too

for a while starscream actually was the ruler of cybertron, and he wasnt the worst leader they ever had

there are tons of other aliens besides cybertronians but you dont see them as often because they hate cybertronians and also megatron killed millions of them

cybertronians have the robot equivalent of most drugs (steroids, cigars, weed, vapes, hallucinogens, some sort of addictive substance, dont question it)

transformers is in the same continuity as g.i. joe for no reason other than…..hope for a hasbro extended cinematic universe? idk

in an older series megatron gets sent to the my little pony universe and he hates it

tumblr exists in transformers

transformers had slavery and they had to have a civil rights movement to get rid of it, and this wasnt even a major plot point

there is also racism in transfomers of function vs. form (ex. if youre a jet you have to be in the military, sport cars have to be racers) which was a major plot point in many issues and also caused the war

transformers who dont transform into cars, trucks, or other automobiles will often ride scooters or trains for transportation

theres a toaster transformer who everybody is obsessed with but has no active role in any of the stories other than being a toaster

at one point it was implied that two transformers tried to fuck in the trailer of another sleeping transformer. yes, it was weird. no, there was no good reason for it.

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Me, deleting a scene from my fic: Ugh, that was self-indulgent twaddle

Me, adding the scene back in: Oh, wait, that’s the entire point of my writing fan fiction

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100% unprocessed all natural poisonous mushroom salad, with ingredients you can pronounce and trust

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A Fic Writer’s Notes App

the vast majority of the 376 notes in my notes app are just fandom musings/shitposts or random plot points that pop into my head for a fic i’m working on. when i’m bored i enjoy scrolling through them to see what 3 AM monstrosity i can uncover.

today i found one that described Joker’s fashion sense as “basically just a Jackson Pollock painting tripping on LSD” and i-

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TFP Megatron: *blinks*

Music: *intensifies*

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Same smol gay energy.