velvete-drk

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getting both wet AND hard because i don't let my physical form limit my self expression

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Orange Juice

Ppl make fun of that genre of horny post where words are different colors but I actually think it’s funnier that this website even has customizable text colors, something most social media does not have, and that’s like the only thing ppl use it for

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cat is warm and sits on your lap. laptop is warm and sits on your lap. therefore, laptop is kibty?

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"women are always like—"

"men are always like—"

shut up shut up shut up shut up shutupshutupshutupsHUT UP 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄 gender essentialism-hating herd of cows running you over

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hashtag tofu hashtag tofuposting

blocked someone for having "strong opinions" on how much they hate tofu . she isnt a joke to me thats my fucking wife youre talking about

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gamer spectrum.

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YO I LISTENED HARD TO MY SIXTH GRADE ENGLISH TEACHER

I ALWAYS GET MY SHIT FROM PRIMARY SOURCES

GREENS FROM THE GROWER

PAPER FROM THE PRINTER

BITCHES FROM THE ok maybe not that one...

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Have a Good Morning ever day forever no matter what!!!

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me: i’m such a hero of justice. i’m heromoding. i’m going to slay every single villain with my blade and save everyone

friend’s eggy tgirl older brother: hey why does my dialogue tag say that

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If I was a wealthy cis woman, I would marry a gay twink celebrity and go on morning walks with him wearing pyjamas and believe his lies about what app is producing grindr sounds #my twink #mytwink

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Oh yeah. Happy death to america day. Give a trans woman 20 bucks today

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when someone at my 4th of july barbeque tries to stop me from fitting another firecracker into my ass

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I love when coworkers are like i went to a post malone concert thats so coworker of them

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FUCK THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

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guys help im in my listening to wetdream on repeat for hours on end arc

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I fucking hate the United States moodboard