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Hihi ! So I need help finding an ASMR series I listened to a few months ago
A few months ago I came across a multiple part ASMR series, I can not remember the name or youtuber that made it.
In the series the VA was a boxer that had sustained a career ending injury, I think he got hit by a car. His friend convinced him to train the listener to be a boxer like he is.
The audio series is M4F I'm pretty sure. If anyone knows what I'm talking about and can tell me the youtuber or series name I'd greatly appreciate it!! Thanks in advance
Loves ♡♡
#asmr rp#ASMR#asmr m4f#please help I'm desperate#redacted asmr#redacted audio#yuurivoice#siren son asmr#zsakuva
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REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS
Too many beds
Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss
Really nice guy who hates only you
Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class
Divorce of convenience
Too much communication
True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)
Dating your enemy’s sibling
Lovers to enemies
Hate at first sight
Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead
Fake amnesia
Soulmates who are fated to kill each other
Strangers to enemies
Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating
Too hot to cuddle
Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground
Nursing home au
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Thank you all for the ASMR suggestion!!
So I listened to playlists by both Joseph Holloway and Shining Armor ASMR, which were both suggestion I got. Y'all have absolutely amazing taste in ASMR, I will completely take more requests if you all have any.
I will next be listening to Jouska - Vampire Hunter.
Thanks again ☆
#Y'all are saviors#literally the best#I'm also emotionally distressed by some of the plots#Joseph Holloway#shining armor asmr#jouska#asmr m4a#asmr m4f#asmr m4m#asmr rp#loves☆
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Redacted Audio 💙 | A question
So, asking for a friend, which of the Redacted Audio boys do y'all think would give the best aftercare?
This is very important
Thank you in advance for the answers
Loves! ☆
#totally for a friend#I promise🤞#redacted audio#redacted david#redacted asher#redacted milo#redacted vincent#redacted sam#redacted porter#redacted damien#redacted huxley#redacted lasko#redacted gavin#I know I'm missing some#I'm sorry#loves☆
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I Need Help | ASMR
I found it !!
It's UFC Roleplay, by Joseph Holloway ♡♡
Crisis averted
Okay y'all, I am severely deprived of new asmr content. I need suggestions for asmr creators with storylines PLEASE-
I don't care if they're m4a, m4m, m4f, whatever
I will put some creators I already know in the tags.
Loves,
Sincerely a deprived planet ☆
#I will literally beg#please help#asmr m4a#asmr m4m#asmr m4f#redacted audio#zsakuva#pebblesasmr#escaped audios#cardlin audio#reverie audios#good boy audios#there are more but I forgot
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Slowly, I became more concerned
Describing Redacted characters in one sentence or less (brackets don't count) but it gets progressively less comprehensive:
David: Big werewolf alpha dude (not the cringe kind)
Milo: Smol werewolf dude (the big kind)
Damien: Hot tsundere (literally)
Morgan: Non-existent
Guy: A heart-shaped pizza with all your favorite toppings that you can top yourself if you want-
Nick: Cat boi (definitely the cringe kind)
Ollie: Comfort food
Blake: Cold soup
Gavin: The reason I cry myself to sleep once a week
James: Needs to go tf home.
Asher: The canonical energizer bunny
Lasko: Me
Huxley: Me on anxiety meds
Caelum: Cotton candy given human form.
Anton: A testament to Erik's voice acting and general acting skills.
Marcus: Very killable.
Kody: Looks like great cake but actually went bad five months ago.
Elliott: Had an edible for breakfast and hasn't eaten since.
Hudson: Trying to eat serotonin with chopsticks.
Brachium: An edible pretending to be a gummy worm.
Vincent: Talks like what perfume tastes like.
Ivan: Saltwater in your eyes but it might just be your tears and you honestly don't even care at this point.
Aaron: Sand in your mouth and between your teeth but you're enjoying it.
Sam: If blankets could talk, they'd sound and speak like him.
Eric: That feeling you get when looking at an empty closet.
Camelopardalis: Anxiety meds in the form of a flesh prison.
Avior: If you unhinged your jaw, you could eat him.
Vega: You can drink him with a straw (and only with a straw).
Hush: You can eat him.
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Random quotes from a discord chat as Divines
Divius, talking about the demons- I think I made the tiddies too big, maybe that’s the problem
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Daz talking to Nix- BDSM simply means Bring Daddy Some McNuggies.
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Nick Nixon during an interview- You send me d*ck, I *can’t* keep quiet about it.
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Bek’s listener hugging Bek- I WILL TAKE HIM AND HIDE IN THE CORNER WITH HIM AND NO ONE CAN HAVE HIM BACK UNTIL THEY LEARN TO PLAY NICE!!
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Nix seeing Vox wallowing in his cave- What kind of 2008 MySpace emo shit is this??
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MachaBlossom oneshot
<MINORS DNI>
Slight NSFW at the end
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MachaBlossoms <3
Kojiro had gotten so used to Kaoru’s visits after hours so when he stopped showing up Kojiro noticed right away. Sure he still sees his ‘rival’ at S but it worries him. He knows that Kaoru is one for routine, he likes things to be the same so he wouldn't randomly stop showing up. Kojiro is determined to find out why the sudden change.
Skating to S he found Cherry as usual and stayed near him teasing the other about how he needs a robotic board to keep up with his competitors. The comment earned him a glare and a smack to the back of the head, he laughed. So Kaoru was still his usual attitude filled self which was almost more worrying. Their bickering continued and they met up with the others at the starting point. Langa, or Snow, is skating against Miya again tonight to settle some type of bet, it was sure to be interesting. The two with the addition of Reki were talking about whatever it is they normally do.
Cherry and Joe were talking to Shadow when sudden screams interrupted their conversation, Adam had come. Both Joe and Cherry had shot him a glare, Langa and Reki doing the same. Reki moved to stand between him and Langa then continued on with their conversation. Adam walked over to Cherry and Joe, “I don't even get a greeting anymore? Is that loss still too fresh Cherry?” He asked his mask sadly not hiding his stupid smirk. Before Cherry could answer Joe butt in, “You don't have anything better to do then harass the skaters here?” Adam only chuckled.
“Why are you even here Adam, you're not skating.” Cherry finally got the chance to speak. Adam smiled a smile that made Cherry’s stomach twist, “I’m here to challenge Joe. I think it’s only fair seeing as you both wanted to challenge me but I never accepted his.” Joe had a face of shock and Cherry one of worry which he quickly changed. “He wouldn't-” Cherry tried to speak before Joe spoke up, “I accept.” Adam smiled and began to walk away. “Wonderful! I will see you Friday night then.” Cherry looked like he wanted to smack the other again. He walked away from Joe.
The night went on as normal for the Snow vs Miya beef. Langa won even though it was a close match. A few more people wanted to skate so they did, Langa and Reki left not long after the beef followed by Miya who got a ride from Shadow. Joe hasn’t seen Cherry since earlier that night so he assumed the pinkette went home. Joe now did the same making his way home tiredly. He had questions running wild in his head, was Kaoru mad at him? If so, what had he done? All questions he wanted to ask him that night but hadn't gotten the chance. The rest of the night passed like normal, Kojiro went home, ate, showered then went to bed.
When the next morning rolled around he begrudgingly got up to get to his restaurant needing to open. He loves owning his own restaurant but some days it tires him out. Unlike most days where the place was booming in business it had been quiet almost all day. As the evening came to a close he heard the door open behind him, “I’m sorry we’re closed for the night.” He spoke not turning around as he cleaned a table, the voice that responded caught him off guard. “I know, that’s why I’m here, you gorilla.” The voice was sharp and one he’d grown used to, he smiled and finally turned to look at the other. “Kaoru, it's been awhile since you’ve visited. I was almost starting to miss you.” He got an eye roll from the other. Kaoru locked the door and took a seat where he normally did.
Without having to say anything Kojiro got him a drink and sat across from him. They sat in silence, one that worried Kojiro, something was wrong. “Uhm Kaoru? Was there a reason for your visit or did you just miss my company?” He tried to play off his concern with a normal response. He expected a snarky response so his heart sank when the other still held a serious expression while he spoke, “I don't know Kojiro. Would there be a reason for me coming to see you?” A rhetorical question. Kojiro tried to think of something he might’ve done to upset the other. But nothing came to mind.
“Kaoru I really don't know.” Kojiro was discouraged, the last thing he wants is for Kaoru to actually be mad at him. Kaoru was still sitting there with the same expression, so plain yet full of emotions, ones that the other couldn't read. “Well, maybe I’m just annoyed with you for something off-hand.” Kaoru started, giving Kojiro a bit of hope, false hope. “Or maybe it’s because you are an absolute idiot.” Kaoru snapped, that’s clearly the reason. He looked at the pinkette with a dumbfounded look, clearly he didn't know what he had done which only frustrated Kaoru more.
Kaoru decided to spell it out for him, “Cancel your beef with Adam.” It was a plain statement, he wasn’t asking. The seriousness and suffocating air around them shocked the green haired man. “Why on earth would I do that? I've wanted to skate against him for so long, I want to avenge-” He cut himself off before he slipped up. It would seem weird if Kaoru knew that he wanted to get revenge on Adam for his sake, right? Kaoru was getting mad now, Kojiro had seen how that turnt out for others who went against Adam so what made him think he’d have a different outcome?
Without Kaoru saying anything Kojiro spoke again to cover his near mistake, “Plus I’m clearly the better skater out of the two of us so I’ll definitely beat him.” Kaoru looked at him absolutely baffled, did he really just say that? Even though quite some time has passed since the beef between Cherry and Adam it was still a touchy and difficult subject for the older of the two. The hurt must've been obvious on his face since Kojiro’s face paled as he came to realize what he’d just said. Before he could try and fix it Kaoru stormed away leaving the restaurant, when had he even gotten up? Kojiro was left there with guilt flooding him.
Kaoru went straight home and didn't know whether to be mad at Kojiro or just generally sad. He only tried to warn the other, worried for him. Sure, he was mostly sure that Kojiro didn't mean it but it still fucking hurt. The beef between Kojiro and Adam was in three days, he can’t let it happen but he knows how stubborn Kojiro is. He chose to sleep on the decision. Kojiro on the other hand was worried that Kaoru wouldn't ever want to talk to him again. He decided that he’d go to the other’s house the next day to apologise.
Kaoru woke up in the morning to knocks on his door, he looked at the time and grumbled, “it’s 7 in the morning, who would be here?” He asked himself as he got out of the comfort of his bed. Trudging to the door he swung it open and was shocked and confused. Kojiro was outside his door with a to-go box in his hands and an apologetic look, he moved to let him in. “What are you doing here so early?” He asked softly, taking the food from him curiously walking to the kitchen to look at what it was. Kojiro brought him breakfast? In the box were pancakes and fresh fruits. He sat down to eat and Kojiro sat across from him. “Can you answer my question?” He seemed to only realise he had been asked anything.
“I’m sorry Kaoru, I shouldn't have said what I did yesterday, it was out of line.” He spoke softly and with a guilt laced voice. Kaoru just looked at him but a soft smile soon grazed his lips, “I’m not mad at you dumbass, I was just shocked. I know you’d never mean that.” He spoke softly and Kojiro’s shoulder visibly relaxed. “That being said, I still don't want you to skate against Adam. Kojiro he's ruthless, I mean just look at what he did to me. He’ll do anything to win, especially against me and you.” Kaoru spoke with so much worry for the green haired man that Kojiro became a bit flustered.
“And if that’s not a good enough reason to cancel then let me give you another.” With a second of hesitation Kaoru got up and walked over to Kojiro pulling him into a passionate and loving kiss. He pulled away just enough to speak, “I won’t be able to handle seeing you hurt.” He reconnected their lips in a kiss with just as much passion as the first. Years of want and built up feelings for eachother poured out as they kissed, Kojiro held the pinkettes waist and pulled him flush against his body. Kaoru wrapped his arms around his neck and held him in the kiss. The kiss only broke when the two needed to breathe.
Kojiro was the first to break the silence, “That kiss wasn’t just to make me agree was it?” He asked with a smile earning him a smack, “Of course not idiot.” Kaoru kissed him again. Kojiro cut the kiss short, earning an annoyed and confused look from the taller. “Adam won’t be too happy about me canceling the beef.” Kojiro spoke with a chuckle. “I don't care what he thinks if he wasn’t such an asshole it wouldn't be an issue. He only has himself to blame, I’ll never understand how Tadashi puts up with him.” Kaoru went to sit on the couch and was soon joined by Kojiro who just pulled him onto his lap.
Things escalated, from soft kisses to exploring eachothers mouths, soft touches to exploring the others body. Kojiro’s shirt unbuttoned and Kaoru’s kimono falling off his shoulders. The two were no stranger to eachothers bodies having spend numerous nights together but this was different. There was more passion and they weren’t rushing. It was loving and Kojiro was putting most of his energy into making the pinkette feel good instead of worrying about his own needs. Kaoru was relishing it, used to the rough and rushed sex with Kojiro, this is a nice change.
Kojiro trailed the kisses down his neck softly and slowly, “Do you want me to carry you to the bedroom, or do you want to stay here?” Kaoru hummed at the feeling of the others' lips on his neck and in response to the question he tried to get up but Kojiro lifted him into his arms, “I said I’d carry you.” A soft chuckle left the pinkettes lips before he was layed back on the bed. His komono was basically down to his elbows now leaving his chest exposed, “You don't have anything to do later right? We don't need to rush?” Kaoru spoke in such a soft voice that Kojiro almost melted. “Of course we don't, I would've stopped this if I had somewhere to be.” Kojirou assured the man under him.
With the knowledge that this wouldn't be rushed Kaoru allowed himself to relax into the touches and kisses that Kojiro trailed his body with. The kisses trailed down his neck to his chest gently, Kojiro giving extra attention to his chest knowing how sensitive it is. Despite his want for pleasure he never asked the other to reciprocate the touches content with listening to him moan and gasp. Kaoru stopped him and guided him back up to his lips to kiss him passionately and mumbled against his lips, “I appreciate the attention you're giving me, but I want you to feel good too.” His voice was soft and full of love for the other. Kojiro smiled and kissed him again, “Don’t worry, I can wait. Plus I’m enjoying listening to your voice.” Kaoru scoffed but was blushing at the words the other spoke. He’s not used to this love.
Kaoru was adamant on wanting Kojiro to feel as good as he is. He pulled Kojiro down more so that his hips thrusted against his own a bit making the greenette moan. To further push his point he mumbled soft pleads for Kojiro to just fuck him already. Kojiro loves hearing him beg for him, it always gives him a sense of pride like nothing else can. To know that he pleasures Kaoru so well that the man will push aside his pride to feel him. Deciding to give the man under him what he wanted, he reached over to the bedside table so he could grab the lube.
Kojiro looked at him and couldn't control the soft smile that spread across his face when Kaoru looked up at him. He connected their lips while spreading lube on himself and lining up with Kaoru. Gently and carefully he slid into the boy under him earning himself a small gasp and whine from the pinkette. He thrusted himself completely into him and kept a slow and gentle pace with his movements so Kaoru could get used to the feeling of his size. He shushed the pinkett's whines, mumbling soft praise to him so he could calm down.
Soon Kaoru was thrusting his hips back against him wanting Kojiro to let loose with him like he usually does. The chuckle that escaped Kojiro at his lover's neediness made him flustered, he looked at the green haired man and huffed. He knows what he wants, he wants to hear him beg for pleasure, wants to hear how much Kaoru wants him. The pink haired male was quick to let pleads spill from him, he was desperate for the others' pleasure. Kojiro’s thrusts quickened and became more rough, this was more what the two were used to. Even with that, it was more passionate, they were happy.
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ShinKami Oneshot
!!TW!! - Mention of SH using quirk
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Also posted - https://archiveofourown.org/works/34089736
Another very long and tiring day of school, it was like any other day for me. I ended up making a complete and odder fool of myself. Overusing my quirk and frying my brain again. I feel like I've been doing this more and more often but it’s not purposely, of course it’s not purposely. I can’t control it and I don’t know if I ever will learn how. Things have changed, it feels like my friends are starting to care less and less about me when that happens. Like they don't want me around anymore. Like they are embarrassed that I was ever even considered a friend to them. And so I've given up on trying to be around them or talk to them. It’s no use anyways.
We got our most recent test back today, I was disappointed with my results. I am barely passing at this point. I'm not really surprised but I’m frustrated. I studied for three hours yesterday with no distractions and still didn't do better. It all seems useless at this point and even worse I no longer have anyone to talk to about it. I don't know what else I can do to improve in my classes and physical training. Iida has already tried to help but it was of no use, I didn't get any better. I feel completely useless in school.
If I can’t pass my written tests with good notes I want to at least try and bring up my physical abilities. I could train more, I’ll ask mister Aizawa to let me use a room to train, I’m sure he’ll agree. Deciding that I shouldn't waste any time and just get right to it I made my way to mister Aizawa's office and knocked. I wasn’t surprised to hear an aggravated sigh and a quiet ‘come in’ and I did so. He seemed surprised to see me but I just cut right to the chase, “Would I be able to train somewhere? Even if it’s just for a bit.” When I said this he seemed even more shocked but nodded, he handed me the keys to the gymnasium and I went on my way.
It was awfully quiet throughout the school halls, giving it an almost eerie feeling. Arriving at the gym I was about to unlock the door but was surprised to find it already unlocked, hesitantly I opened the door. To my surprise there seemed to be no one there at all, a teacher must've just forgotten to lock it. I put the keys on a bench and set up some dummies to practice precise aim and began my practising. Music blaring as I was doing quite well at controlling and using my quirk like I had originally planned. And thankfully all was going extremely well. I felt focused and calm, so much so that I failed to realize one crucial thing, I in fact was not alone.
As I was training I started to feel pain, I was pushing myself to my limits on my quirk and I would do this until there was no limit anymore. I want, no I need to get better and stronger. I won't stop till I am as strong as Bakugou and Todoroki. It doesn't matter how much it hurts or how difficult it is, I need to keep going.. But everything goes black.
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As far as I knew I was alone. I was hiding to get away from everyone and everything but I heard the door to the gym open, so I made sure to stay quiet in hopes that whoever was here wasn’t planning to stick around for too long. I could hear music and it sounded like whoever it was has been training nonstop since they got in here.
Normally if I'd hear someone training that hard I would assume it's Bakugou but I don't hear explosions. Contemplating opening the door to see who it was, I decided it'd be a good idea. I soon regretted it when I was shocked, but now I know who's there, Denki Kaminari. This was a surprise, I've hung around him a few times, not really by choice, and he never seemed like the type to train when it's not necessary.
I tried not to worry myself with it too much and just decided to wait it out. As I started to focus back on my book the music seemed to take a break as the song changed, but it wasn't silent. There was a loud crash and everything seemed to stay quiet after. I saw the glow of Denki's electricity from under the door then nothing. Now I'm really worried.
Cautiously I opened the door to make sure he was okay but saw him lying on the ground. Panic rushed through me and I ran over to check on him. Sighing of relief when I saw he was still breathing and had a decently steady heart beat. I looked at his arms and my worry grew, he had burn marks all over.
Once properly inspecting them I grew confused, not all of these were new. I'm pretty I would've noticed these before but it seems I may have missed them. Trying to figure out how I could've missed them I realised he always has a long sleeve on. But why hide them if its just an effect of training his quirk?
I had so many questions to ask him but I couldn't really ask him in this state. I got his things and put them in my bag before walking over to him and lifting him into my arms. Holding him in a way that his head was resting against my shoulder comfortably. I went to my dorm avoiding anyone so as to not be questioned.
I placed him on my bed gently, going to get some water and snacks for when he gets up. On the way I ran into Sero and decided to see if he knew anything. "Hey, have you seen Denki? He seemed upset earlier and I wanted to know what was going on." Sero looked at me and sighed, "Honestly I don't know and I don't really care to ask. He just wants attention I'm sure." I almost attacked him, how could he be so uncaring about someone he called a friend.
I walked away annoyed. I just grabbed some snacks and drinks heading back to my dorm seeing him tossing and turning a bit. I put the things down and rushed to his side softly shushing him so he'd calm. Once he did I decided to do some homework while waiting for him to come too.
My attention was grabbed again when I heard him whine a bit and I looked over. Waiting he soon opened his eyes and I walked over to sit by his side. He looked over and seemed shocked, “Shinsou..?” He mumbled softly, sounding extremely tired. “Yea.. How are you feeling?” I asked with worry very evident in my voice.
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What happened… It was weird, the last thing I remember was training in the gym. I was forcing myself through the pain that I was feeling and now.. I’m in Shinsou’s room. “I’m fine.. Tired is all.” I responded to his question with a very obvious lie. Shinsou seemed to realize that I was lying since he sighed. “Why do you force yourself so far past your limits..?” I froze at the question and looked away, this seemed to only worry the purple haired bot more.
I continued my silence not wanting to tell him that I enjoy the pain it makes me feel, that’s weird. I must've started to cry without even noticing as I felt a soft hand caress my cheek and wipe the tears that fell. I looked up at him and sniffled and he gave me a sad smile. I wanted to ask for a hug but didn't want to be more of a pain then I already am to the other.
But as if his quirk was mindreading instead of brainwashing he pulled me into a gentle and caring hug. I originally wanted to push him away softly and act tough but the embrace was just so warm I couldn't help but melt into it. I felt all of my worries and pain wash away as tears began to stream down my cheeks uncontrollably. Shinsou hushed me gently and rubbed my back allowing me to cry on his shoulder.
“Talk to me Denki, please. I want to do everything in my power to help you..” He whispered to me softly and I whined, I’m scared of what he’ll think. “I.. I enjoy the pain. And I know that’s not normal and probably makes you uncomfortable but please don't leave ‘toshi..” I all but begged the other, not realizing I gave him a nickname.
“I’m not leaving, I promise.” He spoke softly with a hint of sadness in his voice. I clung to him like my life depended on it, which felt true. I looked up at him, “You won’t tell anyone right?” I asked and he seemed hesitant. “You know I need to alert M. Aizawa Denks..” He mumbled, making me whine and tear up again.
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When he began to cry again I panicked, I didn't want him to cry. I hugged him to my chest and tried to calm him but it didn't work. I need to think. “He’s my dad you know.” I stated cursing myself for telling him that when it should’ve remained a secret. But any regret left my body when he looked up at me and stopped crying, he had a curious look. “Really?” I smiled softly, “Well adoptive, but yea. I might be able to convince him to do something that would make you feel better. What do you think?” He nodded softly.
“Can we go see him tomorrow though, I’m tired.” He spoke with a yawn punctuating his sentence. I just nodded and laid him back on the bed softly, this elicited a whine. “Don't leave.. Please” He spoke with the cutest pout and I think it may be my weakness. I just laid next to him and he snuggled against me happily making me chuckle with a rare smile. Hopefully dad can help him, I don’t want him to hurt.
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sam and darlin’ at the winter solstice party
ignore that it says goth wife, see it as partner/spouse instead
edit: stop liking this lmaooo /nm i literally post other things sobbing
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Sam, on the phone with Darlin: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor! Darlin: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
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*based on a post I saw recently*
Gavin: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes differently if you put it in hot water?
Huxley: y-you were putting it in cold water?????
Freelancer: Gavin. Answer the question Gavin.
Gavin: yeah??? I thought for like. 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason. ALSO, you think I have the patience to boil water?
Freelancer: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes?
Damien: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?
Freelancer: You think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?
Damien: It takes less than a minute.
Freelancer: Bestie is your stove powered by the fucking sun
Damein: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove
Feeelancer: like 7 minutes.
Damien: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes. Less than that if you use a saucepan.
Freelancer: Crying you're putting the whole mug on the stove???? On medium heat???? Your stove is enchanted.
Lasko: every single person in this room is a fucking lunatic.
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Darlin: [Kicks the door down looking panicked]
Sam: What did you do?
Darlin: Nobody died.
Sam: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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BokuAka
Bokuto POV
I was in the gym setting everything up for an upcoming practice match in a few hours when I heard the door swing open. I looked over to see Akaashi, I was surprised to say the least. He walked over to me and hugged me without saying anything. I hugged him back and mumbled, ‘‘What’s wrong? Shouldn't you be in class?’’ I continued to hold him in my arms. He didn’t say anything. I stood there with my arms around him and waited patiently for an answer.
Akaashi POV
I was sitting in class waiting for the bell to ring which sadly wouldn’t be for another hour. The people sitting behind me kept making rude comments and whispering slurs to me to make sure I could hear them. At first I just ignored them but it started becoming too much. I got up and walked out of class going to the gym to see Bokuto knowing he was setting up for our practice match.
I walked into the gym and went over to him hugging him not saying anything, he wrapped his arms around me and asked if I was okay but I remained silent still. After awhile I looked up at him and it was clear that I was upset he softly caressed my cheek and looked worried, he repeated, ‘‘What’s wrong?’’ I just shook my head softly and he nodded knowing that I didn’t want to talk about it.
I smiled softly and asked, ‘‘Do you need any help?’’ He nodded. We finished putting up the net and he asked if I wanted to practice to pass the time to which I nodded softly and set a few shots for him.
Bokuto POV
We practiced for a while until the rest of the team arrived. I explained to them that Nekoma was coming for a practice match and we did our stretches waiting for them to arrive. All throughout warm ups I couldn't help but keep looking at Akaashi with worry.
Nekoma finally arrived and we greeted them and I instantly pulled Kuroo aside and explained what happened, "Maybe he just wanted to come see you." Kuroo suggested and as much as I liked that idea I wasn't convinced.
After allowing Nekoma to do their stretches we all got into place for the game. We played well and did our best but Nekoma won the game. We congratulated them and all hung out before Nekoma left to go home.
Akaashi POV
We lost the game. I just want to go home and relax to forget about my terrible day. Bokuto came over to me and hugged me, it was him and I who were cleaning the gym. I hugged him back and looked up at him. He stayed silent for a while then asked the same question as before, "What's wrong?" I didn't want to worry him so I just shook my head again.
Bokuto looked at me and sighed softly, "Akaashi please tell me what happened cause it'll bother me all night if I don't know." He spoke softly. I hesitated but explained that for the past couple weeks three guys in my class were making rude and threatening comments. Bokuto seemed furious, "Who are they!?" I tensed at his tone and he immediately apologized and calmed himself.
After a few minutes he asked again and I told him. He continued to hold me softly and mumbled something which I couldn't hear. We finished cleaning and left the gym walking together. "Akaashi do you want to come spend the night at my place?" He asked softly and I just nodded.
Bokuto POV
We arrived at my house and went up to my room sitting on my bed. He leaned against me lightly and I smiled holding him softly. I looked down at him and kissed his forehead softly and he smiled. Sitting with him I was trying to think of a way to tell Akaashi that I love him. I was graduating soon so I needed to tell him soon.
Decided to just test my luck and tilted his head up to look at me and hovered my lips near his and to my surprise he closed the gap kissing me sweetly. He pulled away after a short but loving kiss and smiled softly, "How long?" He asked and I looked at him confused. He giggled and clarified, "How long have you liked me?" I thought and mumbled since I've met him. He nodded and nuzzled against my neck.
All of that panic and all of that worry to confess turnt out to be for nothing. When we told Kuroo and Kenma they said it was obvious and so did everyone else. Even after graduation I make sure to go to all his games and visit him as much as I can.
Akaashi POV
The finals. They're today and I am beyond terrified. Ever since Bokuto graduated I've been the captain. We were getting ready for the game and I was looking for Bokuto. Out of all the games he could miss why this one. Hopefully he'll show up soon. Not long after the game began. We played vigilantly and we won. We all celebrated and I looked to stand and didn't see Bokuto. I felt slightly betrayed as he had promised to come watch.
We walked over to the coach and he smiled at us. He waved me over and I looked at him waiting to hear what he'd say. "There's someone waiting outside for you." He spoke quietly.
I nodded thanking him and made my way outside. I was shocked when I felt two arms wrap around me and I turnt quickly and saw Bokuto. I hugged him tightly and smiled. He kissed me passionately to which I did the same. Pulling away he had a big smile and he spoke gently, "I watched the whole thing love" I smiled more and pulled him into a deep and passionate kiss once again.
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I do this to much
Hercules : [gets a paper cut] OW! Son of a bi-
Alexander : Mulligan ! [gestures wildly to Philip and Angelica] CHILDREN !
Hercules : -iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiiis-cuit…. Son of a biscuit…. that’s it.
Alexander : Nice save.
Hercules : Yeah, fuckin nailed it.
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Jefferson: Hi, I love you
Madison, looking up from his book: Hm? Hi, hello.
Jefferson: You didn’t say it back. Anyway, I started thinking about the mortality my cat, and now I’m sad.
Madison: Don’t be sad, he’s not that old
Jefferson: He is. Anyway, why didn’t you say it back?
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