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height checks, a saga

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enough of manipulative shady wilbur. i want him to wake up one day and realize that phil's practically adopted their neighbour, meaning that ranboo is his stepbrother of sorts, and get jealous about it.

FUCKKKKKKKKKK THIS HAS BEEN IN MY DRAFTS SINCE THE REVIVAL AND I NEVER POSTED IT FUCK YOU APOLLO

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height checks, a saga

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it's okay

started making it, had a mental breakdown, bon appétit manifesting some techno/ranboo comfort, give this man a hug

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Please hit kudos if you liked the read?

If you enjoyed a story, please click the Kudos button. Feed your author love. Keep them writing. Because if you read and then move on, the author will look at statistics like these:

And the author will think: "I guess only 5% of people who read it actually liked it?" *

The low kudo phenomenon seems to vary by fandom. When I was reading Good Omens fics, for example, every single story had a high kudos-to-hit-count ratio. It was like 30 or 40 percent in some cases. Other fandoms... not so much. Not sure why.

I know I get tired some nights, or am so eager to get to the next story that I forget to hit the little button.

If you're like me, take a few minutes next time you're on AO3 and check your recent History, and check to be sure you've thanked your authors with the click of a button. It will make them feel loved -- and keep them writing.

Click kudos please.

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When u wake up and ur teddy bear is on the floor

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The bee duo meetup is just reinforcing all those jokes about how "all short people are chaotic balls of energy and rage who will stop at nothing to kill god" and "all tall lanky people have no idea what to do with their limbs ever and resembled those inflatable things at car dealerships"

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Bench trio simply spend their time reminding the audience that they are a bunch of teenage boys who are incapable of not making dick/ball jokes every 5 minutes

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Tubbo: Yeah Ranboo is really expressive when he moves

Us: Oh so he must use a lot of gestures that’s cool

Ranboo: I am the human personification of a fucking jump rope

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i think the most exciting thing about the benchtrio meetup for me is how tommy will react to ranboo's sheer irl power. not only is he taller, he has more energy - like, we all saw the wii stream. ranboo is a bendy and bouncy boy armed with a Tubbo Protector badge and a (not stomped on) nerf gun. i'm afraid to say jealousinnit stands no chance

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Tumblr user Tubbo: bbh seems like the sort of guy to have an alt tumblr

Fellow tumblr user Ranboo: you can't just say that about a man

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linear equations with benchtrio

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cackling over this tweet

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I was thinking today about possible scenarios with Wilbur coming back… you know what that means!

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Wilbur comes back but he only cares about solitaire:

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Dream: “Wilbur! Finally! Now that you’re here we can do so much together! Nobody will be able to stop us!” Wilbur: “Dream you absolute F*CK, I almost completed my competitive solitaire arena! I was so close! Now I gotta re-start from 0 in f*cking survival mode!” Dream: “B-but world domination…” Wilbur: “I can’t build in survival, I’ve been dead for years, how am I even gonna fight mobs?? I have literally no muscle mass!!”

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Wilbur comes back and decides to go BOOM:

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Dream: “Wilbur! Finally! Now that you’re here we can do….!” Wilbur: “Yeah yeah, whatever. Now, more importantly: were are Tubbo’s nukes?” *The server has been blasted to 1.17*

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Wilbur comes back and decides that it’s Cult Time:

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Dream: “Wilbur! Finally! Now that you’re here….!” Wilbur: “No time for that! I need to find the Child and get started!” — Tommy: “Sooo… what you meant when you said ‘wE weRe nEVer GooD fOr tHis sERver’ was just that you wanted to start a competitive solitaire cult?” Wilbur: “Capitalism Tommy. That was how this server was gonna go down from the start. What did you think L’Manburg was about in the first place?” Tommy: “Drugs?” Wilbur: “Money Tommy, money. We talked about this, please…”

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Wilbur comes back and decides that he is now Dream’s problem:

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Dream: “Wilbur! Finally! Now that you’re here we can do so much together! Nobody will be able to stop us!” Wilbur: “I don’t think you’re understanding how this works: I didn’t want to be back” Dream: “What? Of course you did! Nobody wants to stay dead! In fact, you should be grateful to me for reviving you!” Wilbur: “No no. I wanted to stay in the afterlife and now you brough me back. You know what that means?” Dream: “What?” Wilbur: “It’s haunting time b*tch!” Dream: “You’re not even a ghost!” Wilbur: “And whose fault is that, huh?!”

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Wilbur comes back and decides to play Ghostbur:

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Dream: “Wilbur! Finally! Now…” Wilbur: “Yeah yeah, whatever. I need sharpies, A LOT OF SHARPIES” — Tommy: “Have you guys noticed that Ghostbur lately smells a suspicious lot like ink?” Tubbo: “Really? I didn’t notice anything…” Tommy: “And his eyes are red…” Ranboo: “Are you sure you’re not imagining that?” Tommy: “I’m NOT imagining it! He started talking about solitaire! There is something wrong with him, I’m telling you!” Tubbo: “I think you just haven’t been sleeping enough big man…” *Wilbur made the achievement [stealth…?]*

I’ll leave the angst for another time, for now take whatever the Hell this is!

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you don’t have to cancel everyone the second they misstep or do something dumb but you also DON’T have to defend everything that your fave does. you can say “hey this particular thing sucked” without getting into this all-or-nothing mentality. you are not an extension of the things you like. you can think freely and criticize the things (and people) that you like, and a criticism of something you like is not something that you should take personally or feel the need to correct/defend.

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if someone does something on the dream smp of which the ONLY purpose is to be FUNNY and LIGHTHEARTED. let the characters be bastards. stop being "critical " when you clearly have a "critical" lack of bitches

now if something happens within the story that affect the characters deeply and has WEIGHT. THEN you can pull out your essays. but other than that Jesus CHRIST you're all allergic to fun