vercengetorixadvisor
vercengetorixadvisor
It's advice that'll get ya killed, but still
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"Gwir riu i doth riu" "I am a free man of a free people" -Vercengetorix last words 28, Romani (and more but that's all ya get) living in the NorthEast US. Chances are, I don't swing your way, but I hope someone does for ya. TW: swearing, not giving a fuck about identity politics groups, and not treating you different due to race, religion, sex, or orientation My go to advice: Pack a bowl and down a few drinks Don't particularly give a fuck about left v right shit, just hate authoritarians but we're all individuals, so I'm gonna treat everyone that way. If you're a minotaur woman looking for a husband or a bobcat looking for a human friend to feed and nurture you, my dms are open.
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vercengetorixadvisor · 5 hours ago
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The keys are right next to each other ffs
Trump misspelled his own name.
He is now Donakd J. Trump.
Donakd needs to step down.
Y’all pretended Biden was mentally stable for years and then Trump makes a typo and you call for his resignation.
Idk maybe you’re the crazy one.
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vercengetorixadvisor · 5 hours ago
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Eh, they assume right wing because bad.
Like I'm with em on thinking this shit is bad, but the fact this is the responsibility of a feminist group is clearly lost on these sorts.
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reposting from bsky, but heres a cheat sheet for how to properly send a message to payment processing companies over the recent highly conservative shift in where youre allowed to legally spend your money
more info here!
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vercengetorixadvisor · 5 hours ago
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While it's true that mandatory identity verification will inevitably be leaked on a massive scale, the thing you need to understand when framing these arguments is that a lot of the folks in favour of such measures don't see that as a bad thing. Full de-anonymisation of the Internet is their explicit goal. Like, the actual objective here is for everyone to have a public record of everything they say and do – online or otherwise – linked to their government ID. The universal panopticon is the good ending as far as these people are concerned.
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vercengetorixadvisor · 5 hours ago
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Innit great when psychos think they're being normal?
Hahaha, you blocked me bitch ?
Absolutely, I'm serious. White men in history who raped enslaved Black women and then abandoned their own children are indeed the original deadbeat dads. The legacy of that abandonment didn’t just vanish; it set a precedent and created generational wounds that still echo today. If that makes some people uncomfortable, well, history isn’t always comfortable, but it’s still the truth.
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I did not block you. I only block people who harass me or block me first. You literally could not have sent this ask to me if I had blocked you...
Every race has enslaved and raped. Where do you think Europeans got those African Slaves? They were purchased from African slave owners, many of which still exist today. Have you ever heard of the Barbary Slave Trade? Mesoamerican slave culture? No race can claim to be uninvolved in it. But if youre speaking specifically of black slaves, like every other race, they enslaved their own beforehand.
Also...I mean it is a stereotype, but last time I checked, black americans have the highest rates of fatherless children of all races.
It's not really a competition, but it's wierd how you jumped to such silly assumptions just because you hate white people.
And if you disagree, well as you said, history isnt always comfortable.
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So remember that comment about harassment being a good reason to block someone? Well some butthurt tumblr user who wrongfully assumes my race (embarrassing for you) and my sex life in the form of multiple consecutive asks kind of fits the bill.
Arent you at least a little ashamed of this behavior?
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vercengetorixadvisor · 5 hours ago
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A truck carrying a bunch of bees toppled over near my old home the other day
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vercengetorixadvisor · 5 hours ago
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Just to clarify, there's a bill that would STOP credit card companies from controlling who's allowed to spend money on porn or "risque" (read: queer) content. If you don't think big business should be able to tell you what to spend your own damn money on, call your senators and reps to let them know! It's the Fair Access to Banking Act, H.R.987 in the House, S.410 in the Senate.
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vercengetorixadvisor · 7 hours ago
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The argument shouldn't be, the Dems do it so it's okay, it should be about how to end the practice for political gain.
That and whether the gerrymandering would even make a difference.
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Republicans just out here stealing shit and seems like no one's going to do anything about it.. just so they don't lose control in 2026 and everyone's just fucking okay with that.....
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vercengetorixadvisor · 7 hours ago
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It's cool and all, but it's not likely to last under that name. But that might be the owners intent so w/e, their call.
It is, in fact, neat. And I too want one of their t shirts. Maybe a hoodie.
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Owner Roland Beainy, who grew up in Lebanon and moved to the United States in 2019, opened the first Trump Burger in Bellville, about an hour west of Houston, in 2020. On Election Day 2024, a second location opened in Flatonia, a town about 89 miles east of San Antonio.
WTF, kinda want one of their shirts now lmao
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vercengetorixadvisor · 16 hours ago
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The knife ears know less about us than we thought?
Excellent.
Commissar Torix unlocked
Elf: Hi. Stupid question. Is it true that you guys live in trees?
Human: What? No. We live in buildings on the ground. I thought elves lived in trees.
Elf: We also live in buildings on the ground. What?
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vercengetorixadvisor · 17 hours ago
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vercengetorixadvisor · 17 hours ago
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Do I make soup for breakfast or do I make eggs? I still have no yeast , so no bao.
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vercengetorixadvisor · 18 hours ago
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he did stay in the bed after i put it back down ;w;
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vercengetorixadvisor · 18 hours ago
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Not to sound like Elizabeth Warren, but I technically qualify as Indian.
i don’t like white ppl skewing these results so bad so WHITE PPL DNI. this is for poc ONLY
if you’re technically mixed but only identify with one thing, pick that one thing.
if you’re mixed with enough white that you consider it part of your racial identity, skip this one ty luv.
if you’re gonna ask “you forgot XYZ, is this white?” probably man idk. skip this one too.
pls rb for sample size god knows we’ll need it
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vercengetorixadvisor · 18 hours ago
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people have these “my dog is a democrat” stickers and I like to imagine them with increasingly unlikely animals professing more niche political opinions:
my parrot is a democratic socialist
my arctic fox is an anarchopastoralist
my catfish believes in the divine right of kings
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vercengetorixadvisor · 23 hours ago
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And, because I know a lot of folks aren't familiar with guns on this site
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The first three are standard rifle rounds. The last is what this guy is joking about using.
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vercengetorixadvisor · 1 day ago
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I say this from knocking over my bully in high school and football punting his face.
I bet it feels good as fuck to kick someone in the head as hard as you can if you’re a horse
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