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An insincere apology

When people run away after something happend, it's usually an admittance of guilt. I'm even more sure that it is when they ask someone to tell me they are sorry. That is lame. If you want to apologize and is too much of a chicken to do it, then don't. This chicken wuss even have to attach few excuses here and there on her apology which was passed on to me by someone else. Last I check I was in college but I guess I'm wrong (well, technically I'm in a very lame college, but nonetheless college). Anywho, one of excuse is the lack of prior knowledge of the situation. Is it ok for me to kill someone because I didn't know it's illegal? That is just dumb. The second one was rationalization. If you want to rationalize a situation, you probably shouldn't apologize. Simply put, she's a retard and I'm allergic to stupid. Funny how she can't figure out why I don't want to be her friend.....hmmmmm. Note to self: if you want to apologize keep the excuses to yourself

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Flashing a religious fat ass.

So I'm new to this let's hope it's fun. I plan to simply use this space as a sound board where I whine about my life. I mean hey, if you whine on Facebook it's just not as fun so here we go. First whine on tumblr. So Today while I was in the bathroom adjusting my new Victoria Secret Bra ( Very stoke that I got them, they were über comfy) my neighbor who lives in the next room decides to take her fat ass boyfrined/brother for a tour in the bathroom. I don't know if she plan on taking him on a tour in her mouth or her vajayjay but that's a whole different story. Anyways, she open the door and lo and behold, he was starring at me wide-eyed while I starred at him like a deer caught in head lights. I was in nothing but my underwear and a robe that was left open. I quickly call upon the name of the lord and ran into the cubicle ( yes they have those in my dorm ) Now,religion a religious school that even Jesus himself will die from the rigidity. I'm pretty sure that lucky man probably had never seen a naked women before. I'm pretty sure his little man down there got a rise out of it. He will probably be spending the rest of his night entertaining himself and ask for the Lord's forgiveness tomorrow. That's. Just. Great. Welcome to my life - simple plane.