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only the girlies on tumbler understand my deep personal connection with joseph kavisnky

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*checks calendar* today is a glorious day to think about Kavinsky calling Proko “baby”, in a voice that’s half fond and half mocking, and Proko being absolutely desperate for it, shaking, clinging to K like he’s being electrocuted

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My friend is reading The Dream Thieves for the first time and just texted me this 💀

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that book was kinda gay ngl...🤨📸

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ronan @ kavinsky

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god forbid gays do anything 🙄

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i love my men pathetic, in need of therapy and with a long list of crimes

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Brb writing a fic where the gang adopts Kavinsky early on to force him to help on their Glendower journey also he raps Eminem in Cabeswater 

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that one line of hozier’s that’s like “I once warmed my hands over a burnin’ Maserati” has serious Raven Boys vibes…. like Ronan (also Kavinksy) would definitely be caught doing this 

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what kavinsky should've done is wait for ronan to fall asleep then put on a carefully curated lana del rey playlist subliminal message him into waking up with a sudden desire to date a smalltown drug dealer

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love ronan lynch being like ok kavinsky you can trash the apartment, you can call me names, you can hit me with your car but DON’T YOU DARE MISQUOTE ALICE IN WONDERLAND THAT BOOK IS A NATIONAL TREASURE.

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art request, draw the most fucked up guy

can i interest you in uh. joseph kavinsky

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this book changed my life it ruined me it made me a new man it is the root of all evil it made me a better person it gave me extreme long term nausea it killed my parents it ended world hunger it baptized me

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kavinsky is so funny for the way he structures his fourth of july parties. yeah yeah it’s a massive rave and something always inevitably gets set on fire and someone always inevitably gets hospitalized and many crimes are committed etc etc but before all of that he hosts a perfectly wholesome family event for the whole town. people bring their kids. why does he do that

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Okay but I’m still kind of fascinated by Kavinsky. He just spawned out of nowhere in dream thieves just to be sad and awful and gay for like 400 pages and then he fucking died

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forever impressed by people who when they’re hyperfixating on a media or character come up with complex headcanons and analysis and make up scenarios with them. all my brain does it this for days on end

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guy who says grace before he does cocaine in a bathroom