they/themhere to clear up misconceptions about vampires. apparently.dyke
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the good news: it doesn't end
the bad news: it doesn't end
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How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection
I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue
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even the tiniest saddest dracula sucks a blood .
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bro im sick of everyone being depressing as fuck like wtf. 24/7 complain complain complain from everyone i talk to. god, cant yall muster some joy?
#txt#its getting on my nerves fr#how come EVERYONE is spending 90% of their time and energy on being sad and pissed#like. god. your lives are so short and there is so much happiness to be had.#if you feel like shit then look for the best in everything#the joy the sincerity the harmless humor#literally SOMETHING. ANYTHING.#stop getting consumed by depression#at least someone bro.
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what if i was turning into a vampire and you had to help me navigate the transition and you also cut your arm to feed me the first human blood i’ve ever eaten
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every holiday is made better with vampirism. btw
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The Bat Woman by Albert Joseph Penot (1890)
The Vampire woman by Leanna TenEycke.
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if boys’ night doesn’t involve vampirism then i want nothing to do with it
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donate blood to help support your local vampire (me) today! 🦇
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Im iron deficient ...so cold...so weak.... you should really give me some blood to help
(manipulatively)
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SICK of the stereotype that all vampires are wise dark academia goths. SOME OF US are silly fun bimbos. we exist.
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