Brazilian, 30s, audhd, they/it. Nerdy and obsession driven. Basically just a confused vaguely nomadic Dragon
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STOP CENSORING SUBTITLES/TRANSCRIPTS/CLOSED CAPTIONS
LET DEAF AND NEURODIVERGENT PEOPLE READ โFUCKโ
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I'd rather have a thousand "OHMIGOD WE WERE RIGHT!!!" theory confirmed moments where due to good storytelling and foreshadowing the audience was able to figure out parts of the future plot than just one more stupid twist that makes no narrative sense to avoid being "predictable".
If people knowing anything about your plot spoils the show entirely maybe it's just no good lmao.
It's not worth ruining your narrative themes and character integrity just so everyone is shocked. Sometimes twists that have been guessed .... Are better.
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So like, it's obvious to me reading the comments on my post that anti-porn people are largely like, afraid of porn. Like the concept of a sex video is really spooky to them. They're not making thoughtful critiques of the porn industry, which is genuinely a really fucked up industry, they're mostly just spooked by the concept of a sex video and what it could Do To You If You See It.
I said this in another post, but it's like, the difference between "a ton of coffee is produced using slave labor" (valid, important criticism of the coffee industry) and "coffee turns people into raving coffee addicts who forget how to interact with anyone because they're so obsessed with their coffee" (objectively not true, insane viewpoint).
It's literally just sex videos. They really cannot hurt you.
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Broke: the Master hypnotised Lucy into marrying him and joining in his evil plans
Woke: the Master went through the whole conventional courting process during which he slowly revealed his evil plans to Lucy
Bespoke: the Master crashlanded in Lucy's backyard straight from the end of the universe, she walked out to find this cute guy in too big clothes emerging out of her trashcan and spent the rest of the night watching him sitting on her kitchen floor eating tuna straight from a can and washing it down with heavy cream, talking about how his name is the Master, he's an alien, he's going to become the prime minister and take over the world and could really use a wife for the process, and she was slowly but surely thinking of the cat she had as a child
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I love them more than most real people

I wish gay people were real ๐
No reposts or I'll kill you with my bare fucking hands :D
Cross posted on my art acc bertie-the-malewife cause I put far too much effort into this to not get the most positive reinforcement I could squeeze out of it. I'm gonna beat this dead horse until it's a fine pulp.
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[gripping the sink] perfectionism does not help me avoid embarrassment or shame. perfectionism is in itself a form of shame. when i struggle with perfectionism i struggle with shame. when i struggle with perfectionism i struggle with shame. when i struggle with perfectionism i struggle with shame
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I haven't even watched the new episode yet, but I can go on for days about the depersonalization and denial that keeps Hizashi going in his daily life
oh ahaha... sure this means nothing guys totally ๐ (slowly pulls out 1000 word character analysis with tears in eyes)
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Thinking about EraserMic while studying for my LP
And I didnโt forget their facial hair this time
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I think this might be the funniest LOTR post I've ever seen
I saw a post saying that Boromir looked too scruffy in FotR for a Captain of Gondor, and I tried to move on, but Iโm hyperfixating. Has anyone ever solo backpacked? I have. By the end, not only did I look like shit, but by day two I was talking to myself. On another occasion I did fourteen daysโ backcountry as the lone woman in a group of twelve men, no showers, no deodorant, and brother, by the end of that we were all EXTREMELY feral. You think we looked like heirs to the throne of anywhere? We were thirteen wolverines in ripstop.
My boy Boromir? Spent FOUR MONTHS in the wilderness! Alone! No roads! High floods! His horse died! Iโm amazed he showed up to Imladris wearing clothes, let alone with a decent haircut. Iโm fully convinced that he left Gondor looking like Richard Sharpe being presented to the Prince Regent in 1813

*electric guitar riff*
And then rocked up to Imladris a hundred ten days later like



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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. Theyโre everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
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sure, I can make some memes about gwaine
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God yes, that's it, that's the book.
sunrise on the reaping is just this onion headline over and over again:

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So, been an adult responsible for my own clothing for about a decade now. What can I tell you about it. (Disclaimer: where I live, it's not common to use dryers or hot water to do laundry. They're just washed cold and hanged up to dry.)
Yes, you can totally mix all colors, especially if you're not using hot water. There is a chance that highly pigmented fabrics might stain white or light fabrics, but that's not that common. It usually happens more when the brightly colored piece of clothing is new and cotton, synthetic fabrics don't usually stain others.
That being said, if you just dump all your shit together, be ready to embrace the fact that whatever white clothes you have will never be really white. That's just how it is, if you want them to be super pretty and looking new, you gotta not only wash them separately (only whites or only "lights"), but actually put a little work into it... I'm talking scrubbing stains by hand, using specific products, etc.
You can choose not to do that, of course, your whites will just look kinda meh. All other colors are fine, tho... Dump that shit lol

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