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'I hate everyone but you' winteriron dynamic with a side of denial pls

"He has a higher kill count than you have armored suits" "he had a bad day...s"

"He threatened that waiter with a knife when she forgot your ketchup" "it's a joke, he's so funny. Not like he was gonna do anything"

"Why did Clint nearly trip over his ass trying to get away from you" "Bucky doesn't like our cuddle time to be interrupted so he was asked politely to leave"

"Did he just break that guy's wrist?" "he tried shaking my hand without washing his hands after the restroom. Buck is a bit protective"

"What did you say to Bucky to get him to go to the art show? Steve's been trying for months" "My schedule cleared up so I decided to go. Everything's more interesting when I'm there"

"You do know Barnes is banned from several countries due to his crimes right?" "What? But he's such a sweetheart. Whatever, if Milan won't work I'll book Paris"

Bucky would hand feed Tony grapes, massage his feet, and build him a house from scratch, but he wouldn't pass the salt during dinner if it wasn't Tony asking 🤭 I love toxic smitten men

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My favorite character interpretation for both Jonathan Sims and pre distortion Michael Shelley is that they’re a little odd in general even without all the fear entity stuff.

Jon stares just a little too long when makes conversation. Michael moves in a sudden jerky way that would remind most people of a spider moving its legs. Jon always looks a little too…stiff. Like he’s a porcelain doll sat against the chair instead of a man. Michael never walks flat on feet, he noticeably puts his weight on either on his heels or his toes.

Jon’s eye, hair, and clothing colors always look a bit dull somehow. Like someone drew him and then turned the contrast down. Michael’s fingers and toes are noticeably long and quite a few people have told him that he has the longest fingers/toes they’ve ever seen.

I could pretend this headcanon is profound commentary on their humanity, but honestly I’m just very fond of viewing Jon and Michael as cryptid adjacent.

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This is my headcannon for Jane's worms. She got them from a wasp nest in her attic, they are definitely wasp larva. Which makes them eating flesh more "sense" then being worms.

What if Jane Prentiss' worms are just in their larval stage and they become wasps once fully matured

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Sigyn & Loki TBI you will always be famous to me

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Honestly never enough, fall into obsession, and pump those numbers up!

i went through all of my various saved files to count how many times i drawn/doodled/sketched each member of the mechanisms and..

my own blatant favoritism sickens me… TS im so sorry its just that your hat is so hard to draw 😭

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I cannot believe how obsessed I am with MAG, I hand embroidered this jacket for a comic con a bit ago. All of the eye pins were fun to do, I think I ended up with around 50 of them it's delightful.

The statement ends patch was the beginning of this craft and was in fact just about the first thing I've ever embroidered. I think everything tuned out so good.

I also made the spider too, her names Josephine. I had cosplayed Annabelle and the Mother was kind enough to give Annabelle to Josephine.

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I don't feel that I'm nonbinary, but as an aro and an ace, I certainly feel that I've got a looser grip on gender. and I think about this, not a lot, but it weirdly comes up frequently

the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

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keychain giveaway!

(I’ve never done a giveaway before so bear with me)

I’ve got one extra jonny keychain and I’m not sure what to do with it so I figured a giveaway would maybe be fun??

rules are just be following me, only reblogs will be counted, & I’ll use a random number generator to pick the winner!!

closes on april 19th!

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If I became the monster

to everyone but us

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POV: You mention Leitner in front of the Beholding Avatars

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Obsessed with the US scattershot one day nothingboycott where its presented as a really difficult precursor to the monumental task of not buying anything from amazon for one entire week. I know you just heard the word in school once but this will never compare to the civil rights bus boycott where everybody agreed not to take the bus for one day and it ended racism.

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Reminder for Americans that Feb 28th is a 24-hour nationwide economic blackout! This blackout is to protest major corporations rolling back DEI initiatives. Do not spend money on the 28th from midnight to midnight. If you have to spend money then buy from small local businesses. I’ve heard about this boycott through several sources so I’m hoping it’ll be big (but it’ll be bigger if you tell people about it)!

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USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.

Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.

If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.

Are you with me?

Spread the word.

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genuinely so scary that you can't access the page on the ssc website that guides you through changing your sex designation. so so fucking scary. they are already making our lives harder. they are already taking what little resources we have.

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"they're aroace, they probably wouldn't know what sex is!"

sit beside me. i'm gonna explain you the nine methods of bdsm, the 150 positions of sex, how different genders have sex, all in detail cause i grew up with a restricted internet access and i also discovered ao3 and wattpad at a young age and i can't function without fics ^^

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