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My mom kept complaining that all of a sudden the Beatles are back and they're fucking everywhere and they're so obnoxious and were practically having an orgy in her garden under a cucumber leaf and that's when I realized she meant spotted cucumber beetles and not Paul McCartney
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Hold him gently like hamburger
I finally watched the Mario movie the other day and the one thing that stuck with me was tiny pet-sized Bowser. Couldn't get the thought of holding him sandwich style out of my head
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In Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, a bizarre glitch results in King K. Rool briefly facing the wrong direction during battle, being turned with his back to the screen.
If King K. Rool is hit by attacks by Dark Pit and R.O.B. in the manner depicted (note that they are being suspended in mid-air by wind blowing from off-screen), then he will be stuck looking away from the screen for as long as he never turns around (facing the left in the case of the footage). For an unknown reason, this only affects K. Rool.
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I took a nap and forgot Belphegor existed, so when I woke up and saw this thing it jump-scared me
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Bastard tumblr blog: before you go outside to pokemon go, do not forget to uwu and stay safe okay!!!!!!! Fuck you
Me: wadda hell…….. ….bulnosaur
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