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dear diary

today on my practice exam i said that i would give a patient a simple carbohydrate snack to address their hypoglycemia symptoms because i didn't notice that the patient was fucking unconscious

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"They go to SEX CLUBS and pretend to be DOGS!"

Yeah well you go to church every Sunday and pretend to be a good person

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I misspelled pepsi ONE FUCKING TIME

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yaaaaaay :)

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I AM SCREECHING AMAZON PRIME/PARAMOUNT+ KEEPS FLASHING THIS SPLIT SECOND CLIP OF A PEPPERONI PIZZA FROM LITTLE CAESAR'S IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS SCENE 😆😭🤣💀

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I hate it when people ask me what genre of music i listen to because i genuinely have no clue. It's called Music I Like genre. The best genre out there

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my mom once told me i was a ski jumper in a past life because she dreamed about a ski jumper dying in a terrible accident when she was pregnant with me, and said it was definitely true cause the ski jumper in her dream was also blonde. i never had the heart to tell her this is absolutely not something catholics can believe.

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drinking beverage. having to pee. drinking beverage. having to pee. what’s next? drinking beverage and then having to pee? fucking endless

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now that ive had my identity stolen i feel like a Real Adult

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Remember when you'd turn on the radio and almost always Poker Face was playing

Back when God was still listening

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✷ Buncha Yeens! ✷