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WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT

MEN

ALSO

ARE

GIVEN

UNREALISTIC

EXPECTATIONS

DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA

HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS

TO LOOK LIKE THIS???

IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION!  MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.

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there’s an old man on my bus wearing a sparkly devil horn headband i don’t understand

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How Tony sees Peter

How Peter sees Peter

How Aunt May (probably) sees Peter

How the police (probably) see Peter

How Ned sees Peter

How the fans see Peter

How Peter actually is

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(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ UNCLE ALEC

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its ur boy back w/ a drawing after 8 yrs~ Love simon was rly gay so 10/10

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And some shaky Chicago skylines

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Oh al my friend's cats.

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Tfw you take a bunch of Live Photos you took at an aquarium and make them into gifs cause you ran out of storage

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Introducing Daniel Howell Shop

shop.danielhowell.com

After years of procrastination, inspiration and intimidation from you to make me do it - I have finally created some new Daniel Howell merch! And yes of course, it is all black.

Eclipse T-shirt

The classic. What was originally the icon I never changed for years, I now look at from a new perspective - a monochrome print of the sun being eclipsed? It’s just so metaphorically me. This comes as a collaboration with the original designers ‘New Love Club’!

Eclipse Sweatshirt

The classic, but cozier.

Don’t Talk To Me Longsleeve

Let the world know how you feel about human interaction before it happens. With an upside-down smile on the front which can be intended as sarcastically as you want. Style and a public service.

Don’t Talk To Me Cap

A cap to block the sun and social interaction.

Patches Backpack

If you asked Dan at school to express himself in the form of a bag, this would appear. A collab with the awesome Spiral featuring secret pockets, headphone holes and most importantly - a laptop sleeve.

Black Flower Crown

For when you want to be soft, but still soulless. A flower crown entirely of black roses ready to wear to an afternoon in the cemetery, or your rival’s funeral.

I hope you like the site and the style and my friends that helped to model for the humans that don’t look like 6"3 nerds. I’m starting off with just a few simple things for now, but I hope you agree, they are authentically me. See you later intimidators. - Dan

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“jealousy is so disgusting” “anger is so toxic” did u know? these are emotions every human has

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Dialogue Prompts #28

In celebration of over 700 followers!

1. “Oh god. What day is it? Who am I?”

2. “How unfortunate.”

3. “I’m like 99% sure he’s dead.”

4. “Did you turn out the lights?”

5. “If we get arrested, it’s your fault.”

6. “I forgot.”

7. “I head them constantly. The voices.”

8. “Just tell me I’m not a lost cause.”

9. “I thought you were my friend…”

10. “You said I could trust you.”

11. “I lied.”

12. “What do you mean, you forgot the icecream!”

13. “I need to talk to a human.”

14. “I’ve never been so scared in my life.” “It was a starfish.”

15. “You’re one of them now.”

16. “Good. You’re in.”

17. “A room full of spies, AND NOT ONE OF YOU CAN KEEP A GOD DAMN SECRET!”

18. “I think I heard something coming up the stairs…”

19. “And that’s the story of how I accidentally poked the president in the eye.”

20. “Stop feeding meee.”

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Dialogue Prompts #29

1. “I’m tired.”

2. “Can we go bowling?”

3. “I regret nothing.”

4. “Can we go home now?”

5. “We’ve been in ikea for 5 hours. PLEASE.”

6. “I was worried…”

7. “You mustn’t play with murder, my dear.”

8. “I want them dead.”

9. “You ruined me.”

10. “He’s different.”

11. “Please, point your gun at me if it helps you relax.”

12. “Do it. Pull the trigger.”

13. “I don’t WANT this. I don’t want any of it!”

14. “You wouldn’t kill me. You don’t have the guts.”

15. “He’s a weapon. Don’t fall in love with him.”

16. “I’m not going to hurt you.”

17. “I’ve heard those words before.”

18. “I don’t sleep anymore….”

19. “Can you stop deep throating your ice cream for ONE MINUTE and sing some Nickleback with me?”

20. “Whyyy would you even say that?”

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