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Fuck it. So many of you asked for this so I’m delivering. English Willy part 2. Enjoy

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Something about FNAF 3 and Fazbear Frights taking place in 2023 in our current social media landscape

(part 2)

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this is the funniest scp and yet i've never seen anyone posting about it:

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nuclear pasta

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actually I wonder if what Susie was calling Kris out here was not for carrying a knife around all the time, but for not pulling it out when she threatened to bite their face off

like, that's not her teasing grin look, that's her sweating and glancing to the side look

because now the two possibilities for why Kris didn't are 1. they didn't even remotely believe she'd do it or 2. they wouldn't have minded if she had, and now Susie knows that they chose not to and they're embarrassed by it.

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date

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There was a lot of stuff I was supposed to do today, but instead I've made this:

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Susie's idea

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Ella Enchanted (2004) Hannibal (2013-2015)

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I hate the gymbro side of the internet because a lot of it is extremely toxic but I once saw a gymbro meme that was like “befriending the local trans guy so I can steal his testosterone” and I think that’s hilarious and a great plot idea for a movie. Deeply unhappy bigoted red pill meathead gym rat starts trying to befriend a trans man to steal his testosterone and ends up genuinely clicking with him and going on a journey of self discovery that either ends in the protag realizing he’s gay and in love with his friend or transitioning to a woman.

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TikTok (asshole of the world, I know, I’m sorry I’m subjecting you to it) has discovered the term ‘lavender marriage’ and decided to shift the definition to mean a man sinisterly pretending to be straight and using his hapless oblivious wife to as a beard and also applied this term to any couple where the husband has any interest in interior design, expresses emotions or acts like a human being in a domestic partnership instead of a douchebag. I know I made a post about it but I’m astounded by the new wave of homophobia I’m seeing creep into the public consciousness.

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Hannibal is like, do you think about killing me? have you thought about killing me, will you think about killing me, when will you think about killing me?

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“my teenage child is so selfish” is an interesting thing I only see online moms say about their daughters. I’ve never seen one say it about their son. I think it’s because daughters enter the teenage years and begin developing critical thinking skills and independence and it enrages these parents who were using their kids as their own little therapists and unpaid domestic laborers.

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dixie & the kids are officially convinced she is their mother and it's quite possibly the cutest thing

they're all from the same colony so technically they probably are related but! since these kids are 100% cured of mange & their actual moms aren't, they've been separated!

we always need help over here w/ dry food & such! we're a 501(c)3 & any assistance is extremely appreciated -- even just engaging!

ig / patreon / shop / rescue

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well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?

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anxiety will have you thinking things like "will everyone hate me if i order coffee at the coffee shop" and "will people think i'm crazy if i work out at the gym"