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The Yanqui civillization, or the Empire of Us-america, or Nato Standard according to some sources, was a vast lost culture mostly known for their circular, rubber calendars marked superstisiouly as ”good years” and the still surviving ritual known as the ”Iowa Caucus” (untranslatable)
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All i am doing this week is drinking cocktails 🍹
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I see fallout new vegas and i go into a fugue state and press reblog
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i kinda miss being chronically online with you guys
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Omg so true why didn’t we take a pic of our inaugural sydney moment…#newtown
​forgot to take a photo with kyle but @virgoboy met ariesgirl today <3
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Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast
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there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.
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ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself
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