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you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

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Next episode,

Georgie, full gravity, hitting play on an old tape: Did the Archivist sound...like this?

Jon recording: --Statement begins. [INSERT HORRORS]

Sam: Oh my god

Sam: You guys know Chester?

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Jayvik babies but they're creepy little hexcore amalgamations of their dna and whatever the arcane spit out They can have their little cabin in the woods and then all of a sudden creepy little kids made out of flesh, porcelain and wood chips show up

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i’m going to burst into tears. such a hauntingly stupid and wonderful phrase to immortalize somewhere. LOOK AT PIttbert!

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Just read a comment under a picture of a monster that read, "This doesn't frighten me. Rather, it makes me want to pet it."

I misread it as, "This doesn't frighten me, Father." and i think we should start using this phrase in response to things. I don't know what things, but I'm sure it would make sense somewhere.

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I drew Vik.

If you think something looks weird, remember that I’m just a little guy, and also it is ridiculously difficult to find usable images from the show to use as reference points. The painting this is based on is under the break.

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When you're running a military exercise, but gremlins keep swiping the army tokens!

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The Herald and The Defender

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Concept: TMA quotes but it's Barbie

Proof of concept:

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someone needs to chain me to the wall.

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Jayce x Viktor

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MY best Enemy

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When you broke up with your situationship did you

A: become a dictator

B: start a cult

C: join an underground fighting ring

D: do drugs with your former teacher and his new student

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He kept the glass.

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summary of act 1

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I think Oscar Wilde said this at some point.

made another in honor of season 2. everyone sucks. i love them.

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Getting a canon trans woman character was not on my bingo card but damn am I happy about it