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i love when baby rats look exactly like their parents ......like yes

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One sad side effect of big box stores is that you just don’t get lifelong hyper fixation guy access like you used to.

Like yeah I can go to Menards and buy a door.

But it used to be I could go to the door store, and speak to a man whose sole passion in life was doors and who would talk about the history of door insulation patterns over the last 50 years without stopping to breathe.

That man is gonna find me the BEST door option for me.

Seriously my neighborhood had one of these. They were across the street from the lighting shop owned by the guy who could tell you the exact date, off the top of his head, that your property got electrical wiring based on your address.

Now these guys rarely get to own a shop, make a good living, and sell the very finest doors for decades. They’re relegated to Reddit posts which are informative but ultimately do not replace door guy having a door shop.

I don’t want to talk to some miserable, underpaid 20 year old who was in plumbing last week and in doors this week and doesn’t know a hammer from a hanger.

I want my door guy back.

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The highest quality lieblingsfach you’ve ever seen

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I posted this once and the notes were full of women and gay men saying that actually the french man being uncircumcised makes all of the difference in the world.

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Crazy to think that this is all Ronald Reagan’s fault

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PLEASE HE’S JUST A BABY

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Wish I kept drawing after high school because then I would’ve been better at it and able to make commissions at least 😔

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STRESSED just learned this is the last full week of June and I did not save my last pay cheque and I’m now fucked!! Screaming!!

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a good sailor will always return to the sea

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dear lord, please take all life problems and responsibilities away from fanfic writers but also make them financially stable and happy with nothing to worry about so they can happily focus on writing and posting fanfiction. amen

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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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I can abide by— and even actively support— most of the Twilight vampire lore. Smeyer got creative and was committed to the bit, and I can appreciate that.

But why did she take the fangs away? If they’re supposed to be super attractive, where are the gotdamn fangs

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I mean I won’t leave him, but he won’t risk salmonella poisoning with me for the simple joy of raw cookie dough?

This isn’t 1918 he won’t have an Edward Cullen death 😤 🚬🚬🚬🚬 men

Just found out my boyfriend is an anti raw cookie dough person I think I have to leave him

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Just found out my boyfriend is an anti raw cookie dough person I think I have to leave him

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