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matched with the hottest mothgirl in existence on tinder and the sparks are flying like crazy i cant believe how lucky i am things are finally looking up for me it seems. im going to take her out for a romantic candlelit dinner i鈥檒l let you all know how it goes
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inject the hummus directly into my veins i want my plasma to taste good on some naan/pita 馃珦 WAIT THERES A NAAN EMOJI? 馃珦? A DELISH LITTLE WHEEL FOR YOU AND ME? 馃珦??? WANT A BITE?? TAKE A NIBBLE OF THIS DELIGHTFUL BREAD? 馃珦???
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id say directly on set but i think tippis been through enough.
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You can teleport one (1) single individual live seagull into any time or place in history. Where would you choose to put it to best fuck with peoples' heads and cause as much confusion as possible?
I'd pick Tutankhamun's tomb, just behind the sealed door, 30 seconds before the seal is broken and the tomb is opened. Imagine throwing that into the curse myth - just as these people are about to crack open the greatest cold one in history, knowing that this is what they'll be known for from hereon, they open the door that must not be opened, and out scatters a frantic, deeply baffled bird, entirely healthy and intact, fluttering away never to be seen again, with no apparent way of how it got in.
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you knovw those mini toast slices thatre used for appetizers? thats hovw theyre born.
#/#im perpetually worried im showing my ass sometimes and that the shit i talk about isnt a thing in the us#if this is salty licorice all over again im going to explode and take you all down with me#like i dont see why you wouldnt have little crudite croutons. but i also didnt know you dont have a litany of other shit i think is standard
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oh okay. newvermind then, thats fine. zz:)
vwhat the fuck is going on.
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been getting pestered by a housefly for four fucking hours, vwhy dont you go get eaten by the house geckos in the basement you shithead.
#hittin it out of the air only for it to stand right back up and get back to its nefarious botherin.#youre testing me im gonna go get the svwatter i mean it.
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take it from a ghost. metals not safe from the agenda.
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Galavant 1x04
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if you could go back in time and do one thing differently with minimal impact on the future, what would you change and why
newver vwouldwve spoken to kurloz.
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Rainbowdash animorphing into a roach <3
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