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at the insane stage of character obsession where i start getting the urge to post pngs of them every five seconds like im showing ppl a picture of my stupid ass boyfriend that nobody likes but me
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consider… 2010s kr dress-up/design game where KITT criticizes everything the player does unless they leave him plain black.
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Fanfiction writers be like:
"here's the immensely time consuming 100K word novel-length passion project I'm working on between my real life job and family! It eats up hundreds of hours of my one and only life, causes me emotional harm, and I gain basically nothing from it! Also I put it on the internet for free so anyone can read if they want. Hope you love it!" :)
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a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object
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i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith
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sorry your boyfriend was just so sweet and bruised and mushy we made him into a bananas bread
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Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue
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extremely unsexy of adhd to make me both very annoying and very sensitive to the concept of being perceived as annoying
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sorry if this is controversial but if you’re rude to cashiers i think you should. idk. Explode
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