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#my dad asked Siri the other day: which has more caffeine green tea or white tea#the answer was: green tea has more caffeine than green tea#wow what a time saver. now I need to use my humans hands and eyes to look the answer up still
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extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.
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You have this post till midnight September 1st 2025, you may do whatever you like with it, but afterwards reblogs will be turned off
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when u are holding a hammer everything looks like a nail -> when u are holding a point and shoot camera every sight looks incomparably ephemerally beautiful
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Tell me more, actually, about loving someone despite their ruthless, unwavering support of a fascist empire. About seeing, suddenly and painfully, just how unwavering they are, and how they shift that definition to suit whoever it is they want to protect. How nearly anyone can be their enemy or their ally depending on the context of the moment. About the way being apart from them and in the love of others helps you step away. How you want desperately to come back, some day, to save them. But maybe they were never ready to be saved. And they just want you to fit nicely back into the box they curated for the both of you. And how their love was always real, so painfully, horribly real.
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You have to play portal if you haven’t played it yet thats NOT okay portal 1 is like 4 hours and portal 2 is like 7. How much time do you spend every week scrolling social media. Ok now replace that with thinking with portals. Guess what you just played two 10/10 games and it’s not even Sunday
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tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse
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Ouran high school was my favourite anime when I was like 14 which is really funny because thats also the age I basically was in a Haruhi fujioka situation. Not like fully literally but the meat of it was the same
I was the one single middle-class kid in a super high-end rich kid private academy with like pressed uniforms and building wings and everything. I didnt get any sort of scholarship, my dad just got a job as a teacher there and teachers kids got to enroll for free because the tuition was like 30 grand a year and you arent affording that on a teacher salary. So I understand her on a very visceral level and perhaps enjoyed OHSHC so much because she was SOOO me fr. These damn rich people
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Josh Johnson's delivery is so funny 😭
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in law school, my mom took me to this stress retreat because my family was vaguely aware i was a suicide risk. and they didnt allow phones, so i brought this huge bag of books. and one of the options for "destressing" was this fake cave grotto thing, where they'd decorated a room to make it look exactly like an underground cave and the air was like -10 degrees, but there was a like 4ft deep pool in the middle that was kept super super hot, so you would just switch between the hot and cold. and they would bring you an endless supply of this weird syrupy drink thing that was like super caffeinated and tasted like sugar and mint. and so i spent multiple days sitting half submerged in this fake grotto drinking mystery liquid and reading. and i have to be honest i really did feel less stressed
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