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i miss the intimacy of sharing wired earbuds with a girl </3

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the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, "you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?" and i had to just stand there and process that one for a good ten seconds

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Some writers took ‘write what you know’ too seriously so now every other protagonist is an insecure little bore with an anxiety disorder

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love all the cis conservative men on twitter losing their minds over the vaccine causing menstrual disturbance like it's one huge conspiracy theory. anyone with a period could tell you that eating a ripe mango on the tuesday approximately 16 hours before your due date will delay it by like five days. the uterus literally has the physical competency of a hamster on crack.

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andrew garfield and ocean vuong gushing about each other…how are tumblrinas feeling

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I just discovered a band I'd never heard of by finding two of their albums in a mysterious plastic bag in an abandoned school building. Finally, I'm at the start of a fantasy novel

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parents please check your kids’ halloween candy. just found the cw’s gay love confession scene inside of a butterfingers bar.

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Can’t believe im adult now. Sometimes I feel like a teletubbie with a credit card.

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PLEASE THIS IS SO FUNNY

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opinion on people who just eat cereal dry with their hands like its popcorn. not asking for any reason

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having a second, smaller meeting to figure out what the fuck happened in the first meeting 

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fuck the smiths but some points were made when he said i was looking for a job and then i found a job and heaven knows im miserable now

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genuinely the ONLY read on gansey's character is that he's bi but he always THOUGHT he was gay this entire time. that's why he's so awkward with blue but way calmer w the guys. the dick pic scene in tdt. "that boy really needs to come to terms with his sexuality". the tree scene in trb. thats why henry was so surprised to see blue in bllb bc its like. common knowledge that ganseys fruity

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screaming