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i miss my emo husband 😞

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i found a baby picture of my cat please please look at him i'm begging you

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we are the daughters of the women you couldn’t sell to one direction

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Frankly, I do not care about morpheus’ track record with relationships or marriages. I NEED THAT ANTHROPOMORPHIC PERSONIFICATION.

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if you are 6’5, have glases, speak latin,greek,french and sanskrit, have a peculiar obsession towards ancient greece, a devoted stoic & rationalist, have a scar on you forehead and a chipped tooth & are planning on murdering your annoying best friend hmu

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"patron saint" is a title. like doctor or mrs.

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what a time to be alive (derogatory)

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i do in fact think i'm better than people who use ai for everything next question

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i genuinely think getting a crush against your will is the most annoying thing to every exist. dear, brain i would like to live in peace, and not feel these feelings.

thank you.

[insert john mulaney gif “i’ll keep my emotions right here, and then i’ll die.”]

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Imagine Person A falls asleep in Person B’s lap and Person B has a conversation with someone else while stroking Person A’s hair as if they were a sleeping cat.

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It’s so crazy that suicide prevention is just people going awwww don’t!! Awwww come on noooooooooo stopppppp

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bitches see a story about friendship and then focus on romance. you do NOT understand the power of friendship

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Me, age 10, doing an essay on the pharaoh’s curse for school: huh. So this archeologist that died and everyone thought it was because he disturbed the pharaoh’s tomb actually died because he used a rusty razor to shave and it infected a mosquito bite. I can see how people could come to that conclusion, but it is a bit silly

Me, today, shaving my mosquito bite-ridden legs: I must tread carefully lest I incur the pharaoh’s wrath

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trauma therapy has been swell

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i’m the george r.r. martin of writers. a slow one.