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made a ref of the siren au for artfight (i shouldve done this long ago)

+ doodle to go with it

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and that's all because of mouthwash

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Doglet Machine (2025)

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has to explain to someone that last night i was laughing myself into tears just googling “baby echidna”

just for the hell of it heres a baby platypus too

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writing is so fun

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hate when people call regular ass paper or that cooking shit parchment. like that is NOT the skin of a goat that has been stretched thin on a wooden frame and soaked in lyme to strip it of its natural hairs and oils!!!!! next youre telling me you dont even intend to write on it with the tannin-rich ink of an oak gall!!!!

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a breadbug

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look at my band dawg.. 😭 we're gonna be broke

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you snooze you lose......... and, heh, well. you snost . and you lost

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two characters: flirty banter, clearly getting off on the power dynamics between them

people who are scared of going to hell for masturbating: he loves him like a son

me, hauving covid: can he call him that while they fuck

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your honor my client is guilty can i get another one

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I'm going to *remembers suicide is often not a desire for death itself but rather an attempt to radically change one's life because the current state of being has become unbearable but the person can't think of any way to change it other than death* kill myself

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bandaids on ur fingers can be a kind of lingerie. if youre enlightened.

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The first rule of surviving in the court: whatever you do, do not fuck the jester.

Second rule of surviving the court: never call the judge 'a jester' to his face.

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How much pain can you give wemmbu before he turns into a masochist

Fuck with the poor things mind, crisscross all the fun wires

i think ghost is trying to find out bruh 😭

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blindfold brothers🥀 

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