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finding out there's a frankenstein ballet and that it was in october of last year…DEVASTATING

look at this. look at these. im foaming at the mouth

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i do not think Tumblr will care for this, yet i will post it anyway because im Divinity and i do what i want

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People will call fucking anything a cryptid. When did the word change from "animal believed to exist based on folklore/sightings, but as of yet undiscovered by science" to "that creature you imagined running next to your car when you were a kid"

Did y'all forget that "cryptid" came from "cryptozoology" i.e., "hidden animal," i.e., ANIMALS that could possibly exist

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The fallen angel and the son of God

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wrote a song about how i much i hate executives of media companies

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I think it's important to occasionally make fun of Deer Skull Christian God Pomegranate type writing for the exact same reason that you have to actually write that sort of thing. You have to develop an original voice as an author and that will inevitably take you through the Faux Gothic Melodrama Swamps.

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Doing the lord’s work out here

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(second century warlord making a joke at the expense of those who lived in the past) first day as a first century warlord: i can’t write anything down cause paper hasn’t been invented yet

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top 10 lines that make me want to bang my head against the wall

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used to be people would say things like "avast" or "hither and yon". nowadays folks mostly say stuff like "ethernet cable"

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if you’re a baby trans and you haven’t started smoking cigarettes or vaping yet don’t. it’s actually not that hot or interesting. It will just cause you ungodly frustrations and suffering and cost you a bunch of money and be next to impossible to quit

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1/3

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Hey yall im bored- give me requests and i'll make em! I'll try just about any character/fandom req