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CNT HV NYTHNG N THS FCKBG WRLD

MY OVARIES!!!!!!

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hy vryn dr y t trk thrgh prvs rblgs t fnd P's RL

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ht whn tny stpd thng pshs y vr th dg nd mks y frk th fck t bcs t mks y lk lk cmpltly rrtnl tr pt f hmn bng. Lk n prms ths s wrrntd jst myb nt bt tht spcfclly swr 'm wll djstd. Cm clsr stck yr fngrs n my cg

I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage

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cllng my hrs "wht by" s whn mk hm gllp sy "G, wht by, g!"

calling my horse "white boy" so when i make him gallop i say "Go, white boy, go!"

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th mssg s cmplt.

HPPY PRD MNTH Y WNDRFL BNGS!

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HPPY PRD MNTH Y WNDRFL BNGS!

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prv s snt.

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

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Y GT GMMCKD, HW R Y FLNG NW?

DOCTORS HATE THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK

Eat 72 raw quail eggs every night

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mn, knw Htsn Mk dsn't lk m ('m brtsh) bt dn't knw bt Htsm Mk.

You know what? Hatsume Miku wouldn't like you

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Y knw wht? 'll tk tht bd tm! Gmm tht sht.

Hey, do you want a bad time or double it and give it to the next person?

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Nt fr lng. ttck thm cht

thank you, @satan-offical. I made a post mentioning you that you reblogged and it's now my most active post ever.

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tnd t gt ths lt. dn't knw why. Srry, bt jst spwnd n.

Jst pprd.

You look like if a man and a woman had a child

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Frd, yr dng btflly.

this is fred, the dot.

fred wants to grow into a beautiful tree, but sadly has no branches

reblog to give fred a branch

i will post fred status updates as he grows

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Ys, m p ll nght n th cmptr tmblrng nd whtnt.

reblog if you're up all night on the computer, tumblring and whatnot

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Hppy rcn brthdy prty t ll tht clbrt!

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

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Th Grnd Mstr Slsh. Thy rl vr dshwshrdm whl mrtls g bt thr dy. Th ns s t drwn t thr plns fr th hmn rc.

How come microwaves have windows but dishwashers don't? What are they hiding??

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why. why wld d tht.

sometimes i do stuff and either seconds or days later im like why the fuyck did i just do taht. why. why would i do that.