So DON'T give me that look! That "Oh, l've never been Glooby" look!
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whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight
#I LOVE BIG DRINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#and as a southerner I do love to try whatever deep fried nonsense is presented to me
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btw if you're bored as an artist you should try learning to draw fat and skin folds, it genuinely is really fun once you get into it.
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fuck it, i'm curious. reblog and tag with the first fictional death to ever rewrite your brain chemistry and/or make you cry like a baby. mine was ares from the underland chronicles (who, for context, was a giant bat.) to this day i will weep if i think too hard about it. okay, go.
#ok sorry guys I gotta mention the accursed wizard series but it's got a reason#but Fred's death in the accursed wizard book was the one that broke me#the Weasley twins were the start of my LOVE of siblings characters particularly twins or ones that act like twins#and also my love for fix it fics where everyone's happy I WANT HAPPINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I WILL FIND IT!!!!!!!#unfortunately it has led me to always find series where one twin dies if I had a nickel for every series or game where a damn twin dies or#/or gets tragically separated from the other id have TOO MANY FUCKING NICKELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#the twins are the only thing i will take w me from the accursed series bc i still love funny twins... ive been meaning to make like. OCs or#something and more or less yoink em and take em with me NSJDHDJDHDDJ
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you cannot save me!! i am unsaveable!!! i have never been saved!!!!!!!!
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Me: lonkie i am leaving the room for two (2) seconds to go get you a towel to wipe your nasty little paws off. You can't jump on top of my bed anymore anyways so your nasty paws will be ok on the floor and NOT on our brand new and very clean bedsheets and blankets. 2 seconds. Brb.
Lonkie: *immediately becomes 4 years younger and launches himself onto the aforementioned new and clean bedsheets and blankets with his aforementioned nasty paws*
#and of course lays on MY BLANKET!!!!! NEVER HIS OWN HE HAS TO LAY ON MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LONK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#I KNEWWWW I SHOULD HAVE KEPT HIM IN THE LVIVING ROOM TO CLEAN HIS FEETS.... BUT BROS LARGE PUPPY WANTS TO PLAY W LONK BUT HES TOO BIG AND#ROWDY TO PLAY WITH LITTLE LONKIE.......... SO I LET LINK IN THE ROOM TO DO THAT BECAUSE SHIT DUDE HES ALMOST 10 HE NEVER JUMPS UP HIGH NOW#SO I. WASNT WORRIED. ABOUT IT.........#but of course...... my little man..... he#still finds ways to suprise me....#aaaaa i can't be mad at him he's too cute and is my baby man#taking over my side and being shooed away is his favorite nightly activity
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I've been cleaning. All day
#I was waiting til my days off in a few weeks to do that but I got in the mood today nejdjdjdjdjddjdndnene#it's a long weekend so why not lol#and I'm still not done lmao. my room went to shit after I broke my leg and I haven't cleaned anything back up since so. all year it's just#gotten worse and worse so today I said ok enough is enough#I'm AWFUL at keeping things clean I am terrible I won't even lie I can own it up I am lazy and even more forgetful#me: oh I need to put this in a specific spot. I will set that spot up later. I will put this in an open space bc if I store it out of sight#I forget it exists. I will do this later. ; narrator: she does not do this later#like it's not TRASH I do throw trash out it's just. STUFF!!! I LOVE SHOPPING!!!!!!!!!! I PURCHASE!!!! I SPEND!!!!! I CONSUME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#BUUUUT part of the issue was that I don't have shelves! my shelf I had got damaged when I moved out my apartment :(#so mom was like yo dude I have these old shelves I haven't used in forever and I don't need them anymore take em SO I WILL HAVE SHELVES SOON#SO I CAN FINALLY PUT ALL THE SHIT I HAVE SCATTERED AROUND UP YAYYYYYYYY
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They saying the video they're using to disprove it is months old hold the line
Oh I am sat and refreshing the news constantly
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finally realized what was so familiar about these two
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FUCK
Oh I am sat and refreshing the news constantly
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#everything about this bathroom makes me ill. why is it so. open.#like the rug aside everything else is vile. what is that counter. is that a human bathtub or is that like a dog washing tub why is there a#showerhead just. out there on the wall of an open tub shouldn't there be curtains or doors to stop water from getting everywhere#is there any locking doors at the top of the stairs ?#and WHAT is that. contraption over the toilet. I'd be afraid of it falling on my head at best and activating and doing something weird#while I'm toileting at worst.#just. open bathroom at the bottom of stairs with no proceeding rooms makes me feel insane hello
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Normalize including schizospec & psychotic disorders in ur mental health pride stuff. We aren't evil and out to get you!
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